CAPE AND COWLCAST, EPISODE ONE: THE FANDOM MENACE

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

IT'S THE FIRST CAPE AND COWL PODCAST, YOU GUYS.

Toast told you guys this a couple days ago, but it's official: We have made an actual podcast of us discussing various acts of Cape and Cowlery, interviewing Zero, and also discussing various tangentally-related things as we go along. It's nearly fifty minutes, so here are some of the important things we talk about:

-Guy Gardner's plow service
-Finches mixes up her baby Batvillains
-Selina's herpes
-The podcast makes an official endorsement for the City's mayoral race
-An art contest
-Zero talks about how C&C got started; gives her opinion on leprosy
-We talk some shit about Gene Simmons' son

Download it here!

Comments

[expletives]

oh god my derpy i'm-not-sure-what's-going-on voice
yes i am always that raspy, sob
THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE EVER

[expletives]

ALSO YES I SWEAR JUST AS MUCH OUT LOUD AS I DO IN TEXT
I AM SO OFFENSIVE

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

GOD ZERO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

i like how i only started caring when you started talking about segways

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

we mentioned Lust's

IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU LEAH

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

/LAUGHING SO HARD

I LOVE THIS

yes, Finches, I'm going to reply to everyone just so that I can legitimately spam your inbox

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

We're glad!

[notsoloyal]

DYING

DYING

DYING

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

IS IT IN A GOOD WAY OR A BAD ONE?

/REVIVES

[jonocalypse.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON OMG that song is like a disease you realize :|


Downloading this shizzle right nao.

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

asdlfjl Finches makes the best icons ever, btw.


and hopefully you'll enjoy it c:

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

I just started listening.

HOLY SHIT, YOUR VOICES ARE PRECIOUS.

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

asdflkj actually i am starting to regret agreeing to do this on the sole basis of the fact that my voice sounds really weird D:

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

LMFAO THAT MANGA

LET ME COPYPASTA THE POETRY AT THE END OF ONE CHAPTER

I CRIED IT WAS SO MOVING

[expletives]

WAIT HAVE YOU READ IT

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

What would you know of The Hunger,
What would you know of pain,
What would you know of The Thirst
That craves only the red rain

Would if I could, devour the sun & swallow its light,
Vomit shadows I would & plunge the world into perpetual night

What would you know of the struggle
What would you know about sadness,
Would you bleed the world & drink it try
'Till your intoxicated & filled with madness

Do you know what its like:
To walk amongst the living & not live, to behold the dying & not die
To have a heart & not love, to know sorrow & not cry

What would you know of eternity or immortality
Of the patience to remain unchanged & unaffected,
To watch all you've ever loved wither & perish
And remain alone...This is the path of the Unresurrected

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

(http://s511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/totallytampons/gifs/?action=view&current=indiancry.gif)

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

VERBATIM

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

.... that is horrifying leah

seriously i

wow

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

ps all of you are qts

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

jlksjfkaj;

.///.

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

/listens to the whole thing

/gets to the last 20 seconds

/GLARES AT YOU ALL

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

IT HAD TO BE DONE, BITSY. IT HAD TO BE DONE.

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

WOAH WOAH WOOOOOOOOO
CAUGHT IN A RAD BROMANCE

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

RAH-RAH RAH-AH-AH DA-DA RAH-DA-DAAAAAAA

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

TOMORROW I WILL LISTEN TO THIS

FOR NOW I WILL SAY THAT IS AN AMAZING SHOOP

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

you will enjoy it

we discuss starscream's panties, among other things.

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

ffffff is that Finches doing dudewave because

that's awesome

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

I honestly can't remember. Do we sound that similar XD

[squad6lt.livejournal.com]

Well ED states that phone was bananaphone, but I don't really trust ED because it's ED so... And nice job with the end music. Best. Rickroll. Ever.

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

I will note that as the first answer on our list of official answers XD And thank you very much! <3

[liebe_krieg]

A few reaction points/things I learned, just jotted down as I listened.

-Tracer Bullet is technically not a chain-smoking six-year-old, but a chain-smoking thirty/fortysomething who just happens to be Calvin-sized.

-We neither drink nor smoke children in Canada. THE PODCAST WAS 2/3s CANADIAN WHY DO I HAVE TO STATE THIS.

-I gotta get Finches to make me some of those sandwiches sometime.

-I now want Troy and Mary Marvel to have an aderpability contest.

-Laih is not quite as bad as leprosy. I learned something today.

-Toast only hurts the ones she loves. Good to know.

-I'm voting for Mitchell, for the record.

-Finches was born for many things.

-All artists, you are now commanded to draw the progeny of Momjeans' Momjeans and Pete's overalls. So sayeth the podcast.

-The Chinese have gods for sodomy and the outhouse. I did not know this before.

-Why does Zero continue to deny her massive Frenchness? I don't get why she even bothers.

-And she eats food off the floor. Hmm.

-Note to self: don't play in a fountain with Toast.

-We are all playing in Zero's glorified musebox.

-Alternatively, we are all playing in Zero's drunken accident in the back of a Honda Civic.

-Elle used to be a mod? Seriously?

-Zero is going to sell us all for medical experiments.

-I gotta be honest, I was expecting more fat jokes about the Major.

-I'm pretty sure Santo was fone.

-Just as I'm sure that Starscream has not, in fact, robo-boned anyone.

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

I ACTUALLY REMEMBER ELLE BEING A MOD.

. . . vaguely. vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaguely.

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

/downloads

/will listen to at 2 in the morning when there is maximum possibility of waking people up

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

/laughs

Always a good idea XD

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

sdkjfdskhfds "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" came on right after the podcast

brb dead of lol

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

That is the best chaser to the CnCcast ever. I approve XD

[goryteller]

SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS. I'm three minutes in, and already grinning. :>

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

Three min- oh, you got to "I'LL PLOW YOU"

Yes, that was a stunning example of Finches's humour c:

[olesia]

That was pretty spectacular, you guys.

WHO ARE YOU INTERVIEWING NEXT TIME?

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

... THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION. Did you just volunteer~?

[spacetimeguard.livejournal.com]

/book marks to DL when home.

[ttlypredleader.livejournal.com]

This is beautiful guys. Freaking beautiful. *wipes away single tear*

Fffff Terrorsaur's sluttiness is entirely called for because he knows everybody wants him. He's a slut for himself first and foremost though.

Other random comments!
* I'm so up for a round of RL Frogger if we ever have a meet-up. 8D
* My mind took "musical herpes" and immediately came up with: "It's what happens when you sleep with the Music Meister!" or something like that.
* I want your job, Finches.
* That picture is beautiful. At least Terrorsaur will always one-up his ancestor in sluttiness.
* On the note of what the Simmons boy has pulled: apparently he's also claiming that he's never read a Japanese "magma" and he has no knowledge of any series named after detergent. Good jorb, sir.

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

*g* Let's not and say we did XD

Also, fffffff Music Meister, I love it. <3

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I'm now tempted to app Gene Simmons? KISS had a comic book, after all...

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

... well I can't tell you not to do it. XD

[wolfofmibu]

sob you guys are making me want to go grab my headset that I used for MMORPGs and get in on this

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

pfff if that was you volunteering to be an interviewee, let me note it on my list o' things~