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[personal profile] expletives
Hey guys!! Do you know what started up three years ago today? Do you? DO YOU???

8)

I made you a present!



Follow the link for superhero music C:
[identity profile] darkprophecies.livejournal.com
DUE TO ARELLA'S SUDDEN VERGE OF INSANITY, your regularly scheduled programming will return tomorrow afternoon on schedule! However she does hope that you enjoy this very special presentation of the new neighbors in town.

Also, please stayed tuned to the end of the episode for a special birthday presentation to GABBIE.

Thank you!
And enjoy the show!

PS if you are a mod, I would suggest clicking this cut. Just saying. )
[identity profile] beenablast.livejournal.com
So mediafire decided to be a bitch at me and cut out after finishing a two hour upload!

I vented my frustration in the only way appropriate.

Making terrible icons!

Fuck lj cuts there's only 7 of these stupid things.

ETA: WAIT WAIT THERE'S EIGHT I'M A DUMBASS



The last one terrifies me so much oh my GOD.

No, you don't get context. Mostly because I capped most of these months ago and don't actually remember what they're from, go me.

These are all different. Sizes like because I had no uniform way of doing this, whatever.

I should probably sleep now, I guess. /scratch

ETA: SHIT I AM SO BAD AT THIS

FORGOT ANOTHER ONE LAST NIGHT GODDAMMIT



ETA
Zero: i really want to see another post from megatron
Zero: starscream shat such bricks when he showed up, man
Icy: THOSE WERE BEAUTIFUL BRICKS
Icy: /BUILDS HOUSE WITH THEM
Zero: wasp: /moves in
Zero: wasp: wazpinator haz roof now 8)
Icy: don't live in a house made of starscream shit, wasp dear
Zero: that's
Zero: pretty descriptive
Zero: of his life
Icy: damn that could be a motto of something
Icy: "don't live in a house made of starscream shit"

Motivational poster now please.

PARTY HARD

Mar. 21st, 2009 04:00 pm
expletives: (EVA: I WILL FUCKING END YOU RIGHT NOW)
[personal profile] expletives
We are painstakingly breaking this hiatus to bring you breaking news.

For those of you who have been here since the dawn of time and remember the early days of Freakazoid!, you might remember his famous SNOW CONE PARTY.

Well, Zero and the old Freak-mun just bought a snowcone machine.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE BRICKS THAT WERE SHAT. /SCREAMS

They have yet to find viking hats, regrettably.

Now back to you-

No, wait, more geekery to share.

I also must tell you that the mods now have super special awesome retardo names, because Science and I get bored incredibly easily. For reference:

Grimm » Ruri!mod
Ian » Kuudere!mod
Maddie » Moemoe!mod
Science » Yandere!mod
Zero » Tsundere!mod

... These are a little too accurate for comfort orz.

NOW BACK TO YOUR SCHEDULED RESPITE FROM ZERO AND HER MADNESS.

ETA:

I DON'T WANT

ANYBODY ELSE

WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU

I TOUCH MYSELF
expletives: (HOMESTUCK: > blast own escape route)
[personal profile] expletives
So, Metabee has officially joined the Autobots, the little scumbag. >( Well, if he's going to be transforming and rolling out, he'll need a transport form, right?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU...

METABEE'S VEHICLE MODE!







Unrelated: I have Itunes on shuffle and just heard the phrase "Long, long ago - I fell to this place from another dimension" ITUNES GET OUT OF MY HEAD. THERE'S ENOUGH C&C THERE ALREADY.
expletives: (C&C: Light After Night)
[personal profile] expletives
My fellow /co/mrades may have seen this, but it deserves to be archived shared.
Tiny kitten in alley this morning, white spot over stomach. This city adores me. I have seen its true face. The streets are clean and there's not much litter and everything's so shiny new after a good honest rain. The accumulated joy of all their hospitality and good cheer will bubble up and Dan and Laurie will look up and shout "We're going out for pizza! C'mon Walter!" and I'll laugh "Okeydokey!".



And there were a few awesome additions from other anons:

"Laurie, this tiny kitten with a white spot on her stomach has given me a new perspective on life. Each and every soul on Earth is special, a miracle especially the kittens."

"Rorschach's Journal, feb 30th, 1985. Went to Psychiatrist today. Felt down in the dumps after beating up a bad guy. Still can't get over hurting people. Gave me a picture, told him it was flowers. Saw the irony in it all, cheered me up."

"Golly, Jon. Veidt's plan is awful important." Rorschach lifted up his latex mask. "Peace is important because war is not healthy for children and other living things."
"Guess you gotta compromise sometime. Let's go back inside, I hear Adrian's making hot chocolate with marshmallows!"
expletives: (Cave Story; Push)
[personal profile] expletives
Guys.

GUYS.

I'M HALWAY THROUGH MY TERM.

/waves arms in air like she just doesn't care

Despite the fact that that hiatus was a total lie, I'm back and I have ridiculous tl;dr about who I should apply for next, C&C.

I'm giving them song titles instead of codenames because I like to pretend I'm intelligent.

Proof that I can talk endlessly without actually saying anything. )


WHICH OF THESE WOULD YOU WANT HANGING AROUND WITH YOUR CHARACTERS, GUYS? NO PEEKING IN THE MYSTERY BOXES.
[Poll #1364580]

YOUR VERDICT, C&C?
expletives: (C&C: Light After Night)
[personal profile] expletives
Guys.

Guys.

GUYS.

Remember the MS Paint meme? Where Ryune was terrible and asked for Edward + Troy + Phantom being sparkly together and I did it?

Well somebody used it in a not!secret over at RPS, and I died a little inside, but that's not the point...

SOMEBODY ICONNED IT.

And now I'm going to break the tags system.
[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com
[slips into spam community]

[slides this slowly into the middle of the room]










[bolts forever]
expletives: (Serenity Rose; Walking with Strangers)
[personal profile] expletives
guys

guys

aaron a drew death note art



i don't actually care that much since i'm not in death note fandom but. any excuse to pimp this man's art i will jump like a gimpy prostitute.

besides don't we have one or two death note characters here or something? hhhhnnnn, maybe i imagined it.

know what's relevant to you interests? the rest of his sexy, sexy lovely commissions gallery. includes green arrow, black canary, wonder woman, and oh i don't know some other stuff like that death chick from sandman. give it a look.

and then read serenity rose because if you don't i won't love you. 8|

s-sob i want those bird tattoos so fucking much ;____;
[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com
hhnnnnnnnnnn guys


this is a help question


not related to geese





lj login switchy suddenly hates me

like whenever i use it it just logs me straight out and won't log me back in.

i'm not a firefox user except for lj what the hell do i do.


amendment: geese are pretty rad wouldn't you say
expletives: (Brawl; Clair de Lune)
[personal profile] expletives
ATTENTION.

THIS IS NOT A MEME.



BABY I NEED YOU


What characters do you want around? Exclude canonmates. This isn't a request post or a begging post. It's just to talk about POTENTIAL AWESOME. Fill out that formy thing (or don't! i'm not the boss of you! :U) and post. Doubles are fine. Just fantard about characters, whether they'd ever happen or not. Ready set go~








In before Zero needs to stop getting her macros from sites with names like 'The Internet is Terrible'.
expletives: (NEXTWAVE; Leech Jar)
[personal profile] expletives
Need a fresh meme on a Friday night? Zero delivers~



thegenderswitchmeme


1 >> Comment with your character. Give some kind of description of what they look like as the opposite gender; be it parababble or a drawing.
2 >> Other characters comment with their responses to their new comrades.
3 >> It's basically a really cracky open!rp post, so everyone gets irritated with me.
4 >> Shenanigans ensue!
5 >> I get no sleep tonight.

Get to it!

ETA: God I can never format, can I?
expletives: (Psychonauts; Tension & Terror)
[personal profile] expletives



OPEN ROLEPLAY POST

Jump in; let's see some crack!
Be adventurous; talk to characters you've never seen before!
Pimp it; like a cheap whore!
[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com
The Zero is a Dumbass Cocktail

Take one multifandom roleplay,

Add G1 Starscream and Beast Wars Megatron,

Mix in a one track minded canonmate mun,

Chill in air conditioned museum,

Shake vigorously and...

expletives: (Serenity Rose; Walking with Strangers)
[personal profile] expletives
GUYS WHY

WHY IS THE ANON MEME TRACKED TO MY ACCOUNT

DID ONE OF YOU TRACK IT WITH THE MOD ACCOUNT?

THE 1000+ MESSAGES IN MY INBOX DO NOT MAKE ME HAPPY :[