HOPEFULLY I WILL NOT COME OFF AS QUITE SO MUCH OF A JACKASS THIS TIME?

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

, so. Thanks to the magic of debit cards and not having Paypal, I have no means with which to actually, you know, pay for this account. I would roll with a sponsored account, except that I uh. Just lost 70 icons and that is a lot of expression. So once again it comes time to select option 3: shameless whoring!

1.) Unlike the other people who do this, I have absolutely no artistic talent! However, if you have seen me on MS Paint memes you know that I do my best to ignore this fact. Basically, pay for this account and I will become your MS Paint bitch. Or I could, uh, attempt to draw something almost semi-not-complete-shit, but, uh. Do you really want that.

HERE ARE EXAMPLES OF MY BALLS-ASS WORK, SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD BE GETTING INTO
1 2 3 4 5

2.) I could write fic for you? :D? And actually put effort into it and not just churn out monstrosities? This is by far the better option, honestly. I will also make icons but let's face it, have you seen the icons I produce? Not so attractive. idk, the two recent ones on my Dr. Mann account are marginally less crap, but there you have it.

3.) I COULD WRITE A TEA-DRINKING LESBIAN SCHOOLGIRL AU FOR YOUR CHARACTERS.......?

And uh, that's about it. Thanks for your time, guys. Even if you ain't gon' pay for shit, you could always just. Ask me to draw something horrible if you want. I am in an MS painty (or opencanvassy idk) sort of mood right now.

ZERO YOU ARE MY FAVORITE OBESE FRENCH PROSTITUTE

Comments

[expletives]

i want number 3 right fucking now

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

OH GOD BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THEM brb mainlining serenity rose

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

wait i lied

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

ps i love you

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

wait shit apparently my paid account expires on the 24th what does that mean

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

You got the 3 day extension from LJ being down all the god damn time?

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

OHHHHH THAT. but for all intents and purposes i have a paid account for the next two months, right? because i don't want to know what zero would add to my payment for that shit.

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

Well, I have no idea how it works if someone buys you extra icon slots and then your paid expires and then you get another paid. Iiiii would just roll with trying to mooch both off of people at the same time.

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

WELL DAMN.

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

hey zero where you at

[expletives]

oh my god you useless bitch why do i keep you around

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

because

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

that is why

[expletives]

THERE OKAY ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

I AM SO HAPPY OMFG

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

i am actually going to write this i hope you realize that

i am writing it now

it has "waspinator-chan" in it

[expletives]

what

[expletives]

what

[expletives]

what

[expletives]

what have you done

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

this is the path you chose

[expletives]

NO I WANT A REDUX REDUX

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

do you really

i don't believe it

[expletives]

I WANT YOU TO GO DIE IN A DITCH

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

[expletives]

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

[expletives]

i'll kill you myself

[reactionary.livejournal.com]

GIVE ME A LAPDANCE

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

[meowminx]

/gives you a moist towelette

[expletives]

AND I'M NOT FRENCH

OR A PROSTITUTE

OR FAT JESUS CHRIST

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

then who did i give those five dollars to

[expletives]

you know what's wrong with that story

even i have standards, leah

and i wouldn't go near you with a barge pole

[expletives]

maybe i'd run you over with a barge though

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

baby i thought what we had was real

[expletives]

it was


until you started being horrible

[expletives]

oh wait

you're always been horrible

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

i am rubber you are glue everything you say bounces off me and sticks to sara

[expletives]

shut up and get in the kitchen





and finish my monstrosity











i want to see it

[yoursoultokeep.livejournal.com]

i will have it for you tomorrow these things take time

[expletives]

i don't think you understand

i own you now

this is only the beginning