ext_96744 ([identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-09-21 06:40 pm
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HOPEFULLY I WILL NOT COME OFF AS QUITE SO MUCH OF A JACKASS THIS TIME?

, so. Thanks to the magic of debit cards and not having Paypal, I have no means with which to actually, you know, pay for this account. I would roll with a sponsored account, except that I uh. Just lost 70 icons and that is a lot of expression. So once again it comes time to select option 3: shameless whoring!

1.) Unlike the other people who do this, I have absolutely no artistic talent! However, if you have seen me on MS Paint memes you know that I do my best to ignore this fact. Basically, pay for this account and I will become your MS Paint bitch. Or I could, uh, attempt to draw something almost semi-not-complete-shit, but, uh. Do you really want that.

HERE ARE EXAMPLES OF MY BALLS-ASS WORK, SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD BE GETTING INTO
1 2 3 4 5

2.) I could write fic for you? :D? And actually put effort into it and not just churn out monstrosities? This is by far the better option, honestly. I will also make icons but let's face it, have you seen the icons I produce? Not so attractive. idk, the two recent ones on my Dr. Mann account are marginally less crap, but there you have it.

3.) I COULD WRITE A TEA-DRINKING LESBIAN SCHOOLGIRL AU FOR YOUR CHARACTERS.......?

And uh, that's about it. Thanks for your time, guys. Even if you ain't gon' pay for shit, you could always just. Ask me to draw something horrible if you want. I am in an MS painty (or opencanvassy idk) sort of mood right now.

ZERO YOU ARE MY FAVORITE OBESE FRENCH PROSTITUTE
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[personal profile] expletives 2009-09-21 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
THERE OKAY ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM SO HAPPY OMFG

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
i am actually going to write this i hope you realize that

i am writing it now

it has "waspinator-chan" in it
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[personal profile] expletives 2009-09-21 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
what
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[personal profile] expletives 2009-09-21 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
what
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[personal profile] expletives 2009-09-21 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
what
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[personal profile] expletives 2009-09-21 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
what have you done

[identity profile] hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
this is the path you chose
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[personal profile] expletives 2009-09-21 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
NO I WANT A REDUX REDUX

[identity profile] hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com 2009-09-21 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
do you really

i don't believe it
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[personal profile] expletives 2009-09-22 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I WANT YOU TO GO DIE IN A DITCH
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[personal profile] expletives 2009-09-22 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
i'll kill you myself
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