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[noelleno.livejournal.com]

tyrannicalalien (11:14:54 AM): but I thought your name was...
tyrannicalalien (11:15:00 AM): rico suave.
tyrannicalalien (11:15:01 AM): 8|
dreadable (11:15:04 AM): alkjsfasa
tyrannicalalien (11:15:18 AM): I thought that's what Dre was short for.
dreadable (11:16:13 AM): Well it's actually Pedro Rico Suave


So what are our unofficial family units in C&C and can we all agree Pyramid Head is the creepy cousin.

OUR HAPPY FAMILY
Disowned, Never Mentioned: Iron Man
Blue Pantsless Surrogate Mommy: Doctor Manhattan
Creepy Semi-Rapisto Tranny Uncle: Aaron Stack
Weird Quiet Son with the Clone Lab (Dexter's Lab??): Tim
Weird Quiet Son's Best Friend who Practially Lives at the House: Kon
Kon's Dead Dad: Superman :(
Rose's Angry, Rabid Housecat: Jason
Delinquent Son #461: Chase
Jobless Slob Uncle: Deadpool
Jobless Slob Uncle's Hetero Lifepartner: Bob
Distant, DISTANT Cousin from like Europe or Something: Terry
Cheapass Uncle who Wastes Money at the Racetrack: Booster Gold
Daughter with Questionable Hobbies and Friends: Rose
Random Houseguest Nobody Cares About: Crowley
Really Awesome Aunt: Selina
Sexually Frustrated Cousin with Dayjob: Mello
Loli Daughter: Door
Phoenix's Adopted A-Student Son: Jaime
Middle Son's BFF: Teddy
Awesome Uncle who Buys the Kids Beer and Macks on Awesome Aunt: Logan
REAL Mommies: Phoenix and Spidey-Sr.
Daddy: Flash
Desperate Neighborhood Housewife: Laurie
Village Creepo/Peeping Tom: Rorschach
Grandpa: Bucky
Grandma: Cap
Phoenix's Baby Daughter: Molly
The Guy on the Couch that Nobody's sure is Related to Anyone: Ling
Favorite Son: Al
Grease Monkey Cousin: Ed
The Poolboy: Namor
Grandma's Parakeets: Megatron, Waspinator, Terrorsaur
Local Slut that Nobody will Bang: Bullseye
Middle Daughter with SPECIAL NEEDS: Maya
Uncle Logan's Anti-Social Daughter: Laura
Spidey-Sr.'s Oldest Daughter: Kitty
Girl Next Door: Abby



CAPE AND COWL HIGH SCHOOL
Football Jock Who's Still ON the Team: Kon
Football Jock Who Isn't: Pyro
CSI Nerd: Tim
Awkward Kid: Jaime
Mr. Popular: Teddy
Drug Dealer: Kiden
Creepy Exchange Student: Ling
Friendly Goth: Door
Anti-Social Goth: Laura
Homeschool Guy: Terry
School Bicycle: Rose
Whacked-Out Foreign Exchange Program Student: Bucky
Yearbook Editor: Spidey Jr.
Always in Counselling: Jason
Janitor: Rorschach
Class President: Kitty
Lunch Lady: Logan
Kid Who's Been Bumped Up like 5 Grades: Dick
Track Team: Tommy
Smokin' Substitute Teacher: Selina
Pep Rally Champ: Sora
Gym Teacher: Shatterstar
Endlessly Adoreable Shykid: Abby
Hockey Jock: Bobby
Principal: Pyramid Head...
Dungeon Master: Billy
Basketball Jock: Stature!Cassie
Art Clubber: Klara
Happy Hands Club!!: Batgirl!Cassie


JOYFUL DAYJOBS
Naughty Store Shopkeeper: Aaron Stack
Gas Station Guy: Mello
Creepy Gas Station Guy: Cleets
Bus Driver: Godzilla
Creepy Drunk Entertainer??: Goshdarn Batman
Crack Dealer: Shriek
Wal-Mart Asst. Manager: Bullseye
Baskin Robbins Employee: Bob
Taxidermist: Pyramid Head...

Comments

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SPILLING MY SECRETS?!

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Pedro your name is beautiful and ought to be shared with the world.

[usefuldevices.livejournal.com]

I thought I was your no-good deadbeat son? Didn't we already establish this?

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of missing people

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

oh yeah. I'm the angry old neighbor who hates your family and has like a billion cats.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Wow that's also Jason.

[usefuldevices.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah and

[usefuldevices.livejournal.com]

is this

[usefuldevices.livejournal.com]

OOC

[usefuldevices.livejournal.com]

or

[usefuldevices.livejournal.com]

IC

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Either or you comboing faggot

[usefuldevices.livejournal.com]

exsqueeeeeeeeeeeze me i am not a faggot

[wtftachyons.livejournal.com]

im the surrogate mother.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

jklfLAMFO wait
you or
Doctor...,

[usefuldevices.livejournal.com]

okay so unnofficial family units

can like

aaron be the

creepy semi-rapisto uncle? cousin? thing?

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

semi-rapisto tranny uncle

[goanywhere.livejournal.com]

door can be the town loli

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

mello . . . i don't even know what mello is supposed to be

the sexually frustrated professor of awfulness

[notlikeanyone]

shit I don't even know uh

the girl who lives in the attic and makes her boy dolls make out with each other?

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

approval

[its-got-lasers.livejournal.com]

chase is the delinquent son obviously

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

crowley is the one who participates in things that aren't related to him when he is drunk

which is all the time

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU EVEN IN C&C???

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

JASON: CAT WHO LIVES WITH, WHO HATES YOU ALL.
BOOSTER GOLD: CREEPY CHEAP UNCLE
TERRY: COUSIN...A VERY DISTANT COUSIN.
BOB: BEST FRIEND OF DEADPOOL.. WHATEVER HE IS.
KON-EL: BEST FRIEND OF THE FREAKY QUIET SON WITH THE CHEM LAB, AKA, TIM.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

CAN KON BE HAVING SECRET SEX WITH MELLO

OR ME, I'M NOT PICKY

[meowminx]

Selina's the awesome aunt that the parents look totally strict and uncool. She makes out with strange men at family gatherings and spoils the kids when no one's looking.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

If Logan's also part of the family, though, does that make it incest?

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

kLfdsmfda there are a lot of slobs in this family

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

OH WHATEVER YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

WHO'S THE DADDY?

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

CROWLEY

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

....desperate neighborhood housewife laurie

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

klsdfma this.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Who is the Grandma?

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

i agree with bucky

[kingofthepeople.livejournal.com]

OKAY AFTER MUCH DISCUSION.

ED IS THE COUSIN THAT TAKES APART ALL THE FAMILY APPLIANCES AND THEN REBUILDS THEM INTO EITHER A] SOMETHING EXPLODABLE, B] SOMETHING TACKY, OR C] BOTH

Al is the kid that everyone loves cause he's cute and thus, he gets away with everything. EVEN MURDER.

Ling crashes on the couch for a day and ends up never going home. EVER.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

wait so ed is macgyver?

[heavymetalclaws.livejournal.com]

Iron Man can be the guy nobody talks about since the incident with the prostitute and the drugs and the five feet of hosepipe.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

SCREAAAAAAAMS

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

Panda is the village bicycle.

[meowminx]

He wishes~