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tyrannicalalien (11:14:54 AM): but I thought your name was...

tyrannicalalien (11:15:00 AM): rico suave.

tyrannicalalien (11:15:01 AM): 8|

dreadable (11:15:04 AM): alkjsfasa

tyrannicalalien (11:15:18 AM): I thought that's what Dre was short for.

dreadable (11:16:13 AM): Well it's actually Pedro Rico Suave

So what are our unofficial family units in C&C and can we all agree Pyramid Head is the creepy cousin.

OUR HAPPY FAMILY
Disowned, Never Mentioned: Iron Man
Blue Pantsless Surrogate Mommy: Doctor Manhattan
Creepy Semi-Rapisto Tranny Uncle: Aaron Stack
Weird Quiet Son with the Clone Lab (Dexter's Lab??): Tim
Weird Quiet Son's Best Friend who Practially Lives at the House: Kon
Kon's Dead Dad: Superman :(
Rose's Angry, Rabid Housecat: Jason
Delinquent Son #461: Chase
Jobless Slob Uncle: Deadpool
Jobless Slob Uncle's Hetero Lifepartner: Bob
Distant, DISTANT Cousin from like Europe or Something: Terry
Cheapass Uncle who Wastes Money at the Racetrack: Booster Gold
Daughter with Questionable Hobbies and Friends: Rose
Random Houseguest Nobody Cares About: Crowley
Really Awesome Aunt: Selina
Sexually Frustrated Cousin with Dayjob: Mello
Loli Daughter: Door
Phoenix's Adopted A-Student Son: Jaime
Middle Son's BFF: Teddy
Awesome Uncle who Buys the Kids Beer and Macks on Awesome Aunt: Logan
REAL Mommies: Phoenix and Spidey-Sr.
Daddy: Flash
Desperate Neighborhood Housewife: Laurie
Village Creepo/Peeping Tom: Rorschach
Grandpa: Bucky
Grandma: Cap
Phoenix's Baby Daughter: Molly
The Guy on the Couch that Nobody's sure is Related to Anyone: Ling
Favorite Son: Al
Grease Monkey Cousin: Ed
The Poolboy: Namor
Grandma's Parakeets: Megatron, Waspinator, Terrorsaur
Local Slut that Nobody will Bang: Bullseye
Middle Daughter with SPECIAL NEEDS: Maya
Uncle Logan's Anti-Social Daughter: Laura
Spidey-Sr.'s Oldest Daughter: Kitty
Girl Next Door: Abby

CAPE AND COWL HIGH SCHOOL
Football Jock Who's Still ON the Team: Kon
Football Jock Who Isn't: Pyro
CSI Nerd: Tim
Awkward Kid: Jaime
Mr. Popular: Teddy
Drug Dealer: Kiden
Creepy Exchange Student: Ling
Friendly Goth: Door
Anti-Social Goth: Laura
Homeschool Guy: Terry
School Bicycle: Rose
Whacked-Out Foreign Exchange Program Student: Bucky
Yearbook Editor: Spidey Jr.
Always in Counselling: Jason
Janitor: Rorschach
Class President: Kitty
Lunch Lady: Logan
Kid Who's Been Bumped Up like 5 Grades: Dick
Track Team: Tommy
Smokin' Substitute Teacher: Selina
Pep Rally Champ: Sora
Gym Teacher: Shatterstar
Endlessly Adoreable Shykid: Abby
Hockey Jock: Bobby
Principal: Pyramid Head...
Dungeon Master: Billy
Basketball Jock: Stature!Cassie
Art Clubber: Klara
Happy Hands Club!!: Batgirl!Cassie

JOYFUL DAYJOBS
Naughty Store Shopkeeper: Aaron Stack
Gas Station Guy: Mello
Creepy Gas Station Guy: Cleets
Bus Driver: Godzilla
Creepy Drunk Entertainer??: Goshdarn Batman
Crack Dealer: Shriek
Wal-Mart Asst. Manager: Bullseye
Baskin Robbins Employee: Bob
Taxidermist: Pyramid Head...