/continues to spam this community

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

Okay so.

After I kept most of you awake last night with the help of The Rake, I figured I should atone for my sins. Thus, I call for a cute spam post. Let me kick things off:

But what's that? You're still thinking about that story where the guy went into the cave and he heard something screaming?

Comments

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

This post might also be a thinly-veiled excuse for me to post pictures of my cat, Buddy, who I also refer to as Ravage when I want him to get off the couch.

(http://s511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/totallytampons/Stupid%20Animals/?action=view&current=buddyprowl.jpg)

[tracing.livejournal.com]

I, too, am going to use this post as a thinly-veiled excuse to post pictures of my dog, Arlo.



he's a long-haired mini dachshund who likes to sit around and extensively lick his junk

extensively

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

What is it with dachshunds and their dongs? My BFFL has one, and he will drag his junk all over you. All. Over. You.

[tracing.livejournal.com]

LMFAO WAIT WHAT this sounds like a beautiful story

also, I have no idea. pretty much if you're like, "yo Arlo, let's go to bed" he'll follow you into bed and then commence with his half-hour licking routine.

it's really annoying and makes it really hard to sleep.

he just does it so loudly.

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

Well, whenever I'm hanging out at my BFFL's place, her slightly-stupid tank dachshund will haul his ass up on the couch and beg for a rub on his belly. After you do that, he will disengage his hind legs, and use his front legs to drag himself and his junk over your lap.

"Lauren," I will say, "Rugby's getting his dick all over me."
"Aww, he does that," Laured coos.
"But I don't want to be a furry!"

And all the while, Rugby will look at us with that perpetually worried face all dachshunds seem to have. He knows what he's doing.

[semper-fi-bitch.livejournal.com]

Basically Kitten or Spider (http://www.chinesejetpilot.com/index.php?ID=196) is a goldmine of kitten pics... as long as you can tolerate looking at pictures of spiders, too. (I happen to think the spiders look neat, but most people react with D8 so.)

probably already reposted but whatever :V

[anthraxpretzels.livejournal.com]

Re: probably already reposted but whatever :V

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. That's the video one of my favorite gifs came from!

(http://s511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/totallytampons/gifs/?action=view&current=catthefuck.gif)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

oh god this just prompted me to read the entire creepypasta post

fml

[expletives]

Okay, just in case you're new here, here's the rundown: fluffy kittens are all well and good, but if you really want Zero to coo, find some birdies.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

do you have the other gifs of those suckers? BECAUSE I CAN PROVIDE

(spoilers: the one on the far left is zero)

[expletives]

NO I DON'T I WOULD LIKE THE

(i'd be insulted but it's true)

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

AND A BONUS

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

everyone thinks those things are creepy but i am positively enchanted by them :[

zero is this why they separated me from the other children in first grade

[expletives]

why are they creepy i want to take them home D:

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

IKR

THEY ARE PRESH.

[anthraxpretzels.livejournal.com]

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

Nothin' beats a baby crow in a bucket of Cool Whip

cuddles this is for you

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

[shiromadoushi]

*watches the nom one like 4 times, gets the song in her head*

edit: Now with appropriate icon!

[seekerfemme]

>_>
alskjfasdf sorry didn't realize that was so big.

Have an awesome video instead.

[liverletdie]

Thinly veiled excuses to post pets, you say?

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

/SCREAM

I remember when mine was tiny enough to do that and we lost him under a hat and panicked because OH GOD THE BABY'S MISSING AND WHY IS THE HAT MOVING IS THE HOUSE HAUNTED OH JESUS I'VE GOT THE VAPORS

This brings together my two topics of creepypasta and cuteness. I'm proud.

[liverletdie]

BACK IN THE DAY. ;o; He's too big for that now. D:

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

It's so sad when they get old and fat and try to make themselves as in-the-way as possible. O HAI NOTICED YOU GOT IN AT ONE IN THE MORNING HERE LET ME JUST SCOOCH IN YOUR WAY BEFORE YOU TURN THAT LIGHT ON

[bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com]

your cat is in a bucket

[liverletdie]

Actually...it's the trash can!

...he likes empty containers.

[bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com]

OMGLKJFDLKNFKDJ PUPPIESKLJDLK

[bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com]

BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DOGGIE

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v88/TourniquetxFairy/Pictures/?action=view&current=Random113.jpg)

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v88/TourniquetxFairy/Pictures/?action=view&current=Random061.jpg)

[liverletdie]

AAAAAAAAAAW BECK YOUR DOGGIE! ;o;

[bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com]

HE'S MINE FOREVER

[tracing.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOSH HE/SHE IS SO PRECIOUS WHAT IS S/HE

[bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com]

HIS NAME IS BIZKIT AND HE'S A MUTT (POMERANIAN, CHIHUAHUA, LAPSA LAPSA, PEKINGNESE, ETC.)

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD FLUFFIKINS CAN YOU PLEASE MUSH HIS FACE AND COO FOR ME

[bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com]

LASMLKD JI WILL GOD YOU GUYS I FEEL LIKE GOING HOME NOW TO PET MY DOG 8(

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

Mine makes my hands smell terrible if I pet her. IT'S UP TO YOU NOW.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

also i don't have any pictures of my cat so all i can tell you is that he is trying to attack his own tail right now :( he is a fucking moron

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

It's okay, mine is too. Last night he fell up the stairs and then tried to eat string.

[ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com]

NEEDS MORE KOALAS oh man I love koalas.