/continues to spam this community

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

Okay so.

After I kept most of you awake last night with the help of The Rake, I figured I should atone for my sins. Thus, I call for a cute spam post. Let me kick things off:

But what's that? You're still thinking about that story where the guy went into the cave and he heard something screaming?

Comments

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

What is it with dachshunds and their dongs? My BFFL has one, and he will drag his junk all over you. All. Over. You.

[tracing.livejournal.com]

LMFAO WAIT WHAT this sounds like a beautiful story

also, I have no idea. pretty much if you're like, "yo Arlo, let's go to bed" he'll follow you into bed and then commence with his half-hour licking routine.

it's really annoying and makes it really hard to sleep.

he just does it so loudly.

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

Well, whenever I'm hanging out at my BFFL's place, her slightly-stupid tank dachshund will haul his ass up on the couch and beg for a rub on his belly. After you do that, he will disengage his hind legs, and use his front legs to drag himself and his junk over your lap.

"Lauren," I will say, "Rugby's getting his dick all over me."
"Aww, he does that," Laured coos.
"But I don't want to be a furry!"

And all the while, Rugby will look at us with that perpetually worried face all dachshunds seem to have. He knows what he's doing.