If it didn't fit, I would have mounted it to a plaque on the wall.

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

HELLO BBS

I am back with another recipe! There's no pictures this time, though. :[

For when you want brownies, but you don't want a whole fucking tray of brownies.

You will need:

-A microwavable cup
-4 tbsp sugar
-3 tbsp flour
-2 tbsp cocoa powder
-2 tbsp water
-A touch of vegetable oil
-Chocolate chips (optional)

Get your cup out, and dump in the dry ingredients. Blend those together, and then add the water and oil (not too much, or your brownie will resemble a heart attack). Mix, and then throw in some chocolate chips, if you're so inclined. Nuke it for a minute and thirty seconds. Carefully remove it; the cup will melt both your hands and your eyeballs if you even think of touching it with no protection.

Brownie in a cup!


I believe there should be a cautionary children's book about people like me, in the vein of "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie."

Only it'll be called "If You Give A Nerd A Paycheck."



Will there be video footage of Optimus Prime cooking around the holidays? I THINK SO. Maybe then we'll get to see the perky ponytail sticking out of the back of his helmet so it fits right.

EDIT: I SEE YOU FUTZIN' WITH THE TAGS

Comments

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

I saw those black eyes and i thought they were really big eyebrows

... yeah...

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

One of the sadder points of my existence is the fact that for me to wear one of those Groucho Marx disguises with the big eyebrows, the glasses need to be functional.

[expletives]

i would make this but i am very fat and have already eaten much today

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

~*~there's always tomorrow~*~

(Eat it for breakfast so you have the rest of the day to burn it off.)

[expletives]

so fat, finches

so fat

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

excuse me

i am rubenesque

[expletives]

i was talking about myself

but you're pretty fat too

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

I meant rubenesque as in the sandwich.

[expletives]

i have never eaten a sandwich named ruben

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

(http://s511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/totallytampons/?action=view&current=reuben-sandwich-large.jpg)

[uuuun.livejournal.com]

Ferran Adria has a sort of sponge cake made in a plastic cup the same way. It involves fancy things like whipped cream canisters or something though,

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

That sounds delicious and complicated. I declare this man to be the Spanish Alton Brown.

[coldempress.livejournal.com]

man don't even alton is like the scientist to adria's mad...scientist.

perhaps that analogy could use some work

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

If it involves mad scientists and food, I am all over that junk.

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

question: what is better than eating a brownie in a cup while watching Return of the Jedi and writing a paper on it for class

answer: NOT A FUCKING THING

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

Ooh! What's your paper about? I always get really interested when people cross academics and nerd things.

[seekerfemme]

Well, if you add in some delicious alcohol....

WAIT I GOT IT.



Eating TWO! Two brownies in a cup!