If it didn't fit, I would have mounted it to a plaque on the wall.

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HELLO BBS

I am back with another recipe! There's no pictures this time, though. :[

For when you want brownies, but you don't want a whole fucking tray of brownies.

You will need:

-A microwavable cup
-4 tbsp sugar
-3 tbsp flour
-2 tbsp cocoa powder
-2 tbsp water
-A touch of vegetable oil
-Chocolate chips (optional)

Get your cup out, and dump in the dry ingredients. Blend those together, and then add the water and oil (not too much, or your brownie will resemble a heart attack). Mix, and then throw in some chocolate chips, if you're so inclined. Nuke it for a minute and thirty seconds. Carefully remove it; the cup will melt both your hands and your eyeballs if you even think of touching it with no protection.

Brownie in a cup!


I believe there should be a cautionary children's book about people like me, in the vein of "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie."

Only it'll be called "If You Give A Nerd A Paycheck."



Will there be video footage of Optimus Prime cooking around the holidays? I THINK SO. Maybe then we'll get to see the perky ponytail sticking out of the back of his helmet so it fits right.

EDIT: I SEE YOU FUTZIN' WITH THE TAGS

Comments

[expletives]

so fat, finches

so fat

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excuse me

i am rubenesque

[expletives]

i was talking about myself

but you're pretty fat too

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

I meant rubenesque as in the sandwich.

[expletives]

i have never eaten a sandwich named ruben

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