YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[notsoloyal]

okay. putting all the dating is emotional and illogical and blah blah blah aside... shocky's list would have a total of two people. were dating logical it would only be with someone he trusts... he trusts a total of two people. SO I HAVE SUPPLIED IN TOTAL CRACK AS WELL. FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT. in another comment... because the html makes it too long to fit.

SUBJECTS	PROS	CONS
• SOUNDWAVE	• similar thought pattern • monotone • trustworthy • data obsessed • intelligent • controls sound [read: can mute things] • his presence is preferable over others • is a 'creeper' • usually 'emotionless'	• emotional • megatron loyalist • data obsessed • so incredibly awkward • blackmail / stalking • music
• BLITZWING	• triple changer • is blitzwing • does not like starscream or megatron • useful • trustworthy	• makes me do illogical things • obsessed with peanut butter • obsessed with pink pancakes • overly violent [which is not always good] • makes me play video games • is confusing • quiet does not exist • sudoku • not the blitzwing of my universe

UTTER STUPIDITY

[notsoloyal]

SUBJECTS	PROS	CONS
• TELEVISION	• soap operas • illuminating	• ...idle time
• LOGIC	• ♥	• there are no cons
• TEA	• everything • health benefits	• tea has cons?

[IC]

[shiromadoushi]

[[totally agrees on the tea entry!]]

The only down side to tea is that you can't drink too much of it, or else you'll never sleep!

Re: [IC]

[notsoloyal]

Really? I have never noticed that before.

Re: [IC]

[shiromadoushi]

Un! One time I had so much, I didn't sleep at all that night! Fell asleep in class the next day, though...

UTTER CRACK

[notsoloyal]

SUBJECTS	PROS	CONS
• GLaDOS	• monotone buddy yay • useful	• not cybertronian • uncertain if full trust can be given
• RANAMON [curse that anon shipping meme]	• data	• annoying • thinks the world revolves around her • not cybertronian
• SLIPSTREAM	• purple • usually tolerable	• starscream clone • annoying • loud
• STARSCREAM	• have quite a few things in common	• is starscrem • hate him • annoying cannot tolerate for long • overly loud • ego • want to kill him... again
• CHRONOS	• tolerable • useful • intelligent	• human • nosy
• WASPINATOR [/pulls things off the ship chart]	• wings	• is waspinator • annoying • hates me • useless

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

:(

but bb

ilu

[notsoloyal]

you tormented me with sharkticons

that isn't love

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

its called tough love bb

[notsoloyal]

it's called make shockwave want to kill you love

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

WHY IS "IS WASPINATOR" A CON

[notsoloyal]

because. why would anyone like you

Re: UTTER CRACK

[seekerfemme]

I'm not as annoying as Starscream!

[notsoloyal]

never said you were

[(Anonymous)]

*victorious anon is victorious*

[notsoloyal]

enjoy your victory, anon

enjoy it well