YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

[liverletdie]

...

I donot have Herpes.

[liverletdie]

Name	Pros	Cons
Selina Kyle	Wears. Leather. Probably fantastic in the sack. Interesting. Intelligent.	Hates me. Currently seeing Osborn(?) Stole from me once
Poison Ivy	Apparently has pheromones. Rowr. Redhead. Probably killer in bed.	Crazy. Can use vines in interesting ways. A little too environmentalist.
Harley Quinn	Blonde Kinky	Hates me Park
Desire	I want it.	Still an it.
Jennifer Walters	Fantastic Lay Kinky Bomshell Intelligent	I did shoot her with nanites Bruce's Cousin Shot Bruce into Space
Jessica Jones	Probably good for a hookup Not bad looking	Married to Luke Cage New Mother MARRIED TO LUKE CAGE
Moonstone	Have you seen Moonstone? Just Have you seen Moonstone?	Have you heard Moonstone?
Natasha	Great Lay Redhead Sexy Accent Intelligent Knows my habits	I think she's seeing someone Pretty constantly annoyed with me
Pepper	Redhead Knows Me Knows Me Woman of my dreams	Not one-night-stand material Knows me Married I killed her Husband My fault she lost the baby She works for me She's from the past
Victoria Hand	Hot One night stand material	... Do I have to say it?
Loki	That new body is totally working for him Very hot	It's still a guy
Betty Ross	Good looking Probably a good lay Heard she dated Freddie Prinze Jr.	Seeing Hulk I don't want to piss Bruce off. She's also a Hulk, with less control than Jen
Janet	History in my world LOOK at her Asian Doesn't wear a bra	Doesn't seem interested Going through a rough patch
Wanda	Looks the same as My Wanda Aka Hot Probably a good lay	...probably the same mentally as my Wanda
Tank Girl	Insane Knows how to party Not bad looking	Insane Destructive BLEW A HOLE THROUGH MY BUILDING Probably would send me on a path back to Alcohol
Sally Jupiter	Redhead Killer in the Sack Interested	Not too many.
Lust	The breasts.	Everything Else.
GLaDOS	Computer. Technopath.	Computer. Dislikes me. Technopath.
Felicia Hardy	Have you seen Black Cat?	Doesn't like me Cut me open Tried to Steal from me

[behisgirlfriday.livejournal.com]

still divorced, actually

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

you can just halfass them in excel or word, jill

IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY

[liverletdie]

YES BUT THAT IS NOT AS FANCY

[notsoloyal]

okay. putting all the dating is emotional and illogical and blah blah blah aside... shocky's list would have a total of two people. were dating logical it would only be with someone he trusts... he trusts a total of two people. SO I HAVE SUPPLIED IN TOTAL CRACK AS WELL. FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT. in another comment... because the html makes it too long to fit.

SUBJECTS	PROS	CONS
• SOUNDWAVE	• similar thought pattern • monotone • trustworthy • data obsessed • intelligent • controls sound [read: can mute things] • his presence is preferable over others • is a 'creeper' • usually 'emotionless'	• emotional • megatron loyalist • data obsessed • so incredibly awkward • blackmail / stalking • music
• BLITZWING	• triple changer • is blitzwing • does not like starscream or megatron • useful • trustworthy	• makes me do illogical things • obsessed with peanut butter • obsessed with pink pancakes • overly violent [which is not always good] • makes me play video games • is confusing • quiet does not exist • sudoku • not the blitzwing of my universe

UTTER STUPIDITY

[notsoloyal]

SUBJECTS	PROS	CONS
• TELEVISION	• soap operas • illuminating	• ...idle time
• LOGIC	• ♥	• there are no cons
• TEA	• everything • health benefits	• tea has cons?

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

 

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

norman osborn

seriously dances

seriously?

HEY LOOK HTML FOR TABLES.

[olesia]

<table width="100%"> <tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><th width="20%">NAME</th><th width="40%">PROS</th><th width="40%">CONS</th></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td> <td>Pros</td> <td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td> <td>Pros</td> <td>Cons</td></tr> </table>

Re: HEY LOOK HTML FOR TABLES.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

oh fuck you you helpful reasonable bastard

[meowminx]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Bruce Wayne	hot, intelligent, rich, understands me (most of the time), get along (most of the time), one of the good guys, cares about me, nice guy deep down, knows how to use his body~	had a relationship with another version of him (awkward!), paranoid, obsessive
Tony Stark	rich, intelligent, reasonably attractive, supposedly great in bed	asshole
Scott Summers	cute, good sense of humor, reminds me of Bruce, good guy	married/involved?, Logan's friend
Warren Worthington	gorgeous, rich, mile high club	taken, crazy split personality?
Phoenix Wright	good guy, cute	"nice" isn't exactly my type, strange hair
Ted Kord	sharper than he lets on, decent guy, sometimes quite funny	dead back home, "goofy" isn't exactly my type
Norman Bates Osborn	rich, will be fun to fuck over	evil, possibly psychotic, will probably try to kill me after I fuck him over
Edward Nygma	possibly has similar sense of morality, has useful info, not hideous	doesn't shut up, not trustworthy, smug annoying pain in the ass, would hate self
Knives	cute, likes cats	not human (compatibility issues?), genocidal?
Lust	...	everything
Poison Ivy	pro-environment, fellow Gothamite, attractive	not trustworthy, haven't fooled around with girls since I was a kid
Desire	attractive	terrifying

[liverletdie]

Hey, number two.

[hulkkeysmash.livejournal.com]

PLACE HOLDERRRRR

people currently in the City that she would date if she didn't think she was inherently broken

[bossisawitch.livejournal.com]

CONCLUSION: NICO IS GOING TO DIE ALONE

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

HOW COME TOMMY CLASSIFIES AS GOOD LOOKING AND I DON'T :| MY PRIDE. IT IS WOUNDED.

[hangtherisk.livejournal.com]

[kickinsidekick.livejournal.com]

lmao I love this list.

the animated gif is the best part of this 8D

[cry-andletloose.livejournal.com]

[martialartistic.livejournal.com]

NEVERMIND, ALL THE COOL KIDS DO LISTS because they are lazy like me. :[ ♥

PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL HERE:
- Hiruma
- Danny
- Scathach
- Xena

PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT:
- Saitou
- Senji
- Heine
- Geiger

[holeheart]

BEING LAZY IS THE COOLEST OK

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

[deadthenred]

A lack of schooling is separate from a lack of education.

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

Placeholder!

THESE ARE PEOPLE TO TEACH THE JEDI WAYS

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

ffffffffff i'll do a more hideous one tomorrow i have to go to bed

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

Anyone who regularly gets owned by 90-pound ballerina princesses and was taught ballet by an anthropomorphic cat clearly has no right to call the Force BS.

/copy pastes like a ninja

[deadthenred]

	Pros	Cons
Microwave	Makes a little dinger sound, not affiliated with National Socialism.	Full of strange time-space rays, clearly evil, buttons are not to be trusted, timer clock blinks real sinister, can't be used to heat up cans of soup.
Superglue	Reliable, sturdy, attatched. Comes in nifty future tube. Dozens of practical applications, real stick-to-it-iveness.	Clingy. Could lead to some embarassing situations. Let's not forget the whole zipper incident.

[hangtherisk.livejournal.com]

This is beautiful.

[123youreit.livejournal.com]

lmafdoddas you made this meme pretty ♥

[not-unwise.livejournal.com]

Is somehow magically a redhead and therefore belongs with Dick.

ilu :>

♥

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

fucking placeholder

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

This is my place for holding things so I won't be late

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

jesus christ I am not doing this with a table.

MELEE, HIMURO, ALASTAIR, SOME OTHER PEOPLE.

[hackeralastair]

WHAT ABOUT ME

[quinnade.livejournal.com]

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

is harley going to pull a britney spears on eddie

because i could roll with this

[goddamnrobin.livejournal.com]

[123youreit.livejournal.com]

That's the only pro -

You know what, nevermind. I'll just... be over here, not interfering.

stretching credibility just to have more than one person on the list

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

/leans against lightly?

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

[liverletdie]

...

♥