YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[victimsanctuary.livejournal.com]

If there are not some obvious overtures of such beforehand, Ruka might wind up coming to the brilliant conclusion that the best and quickest way to put those two in a situation where they'll have to work together/make up/be in the same room together goddamn would be by playing the "running away/daughter in distress (but not really)" card.

(Thank you, Waspinator and Metabee you are the worst advice-givers ever.)

[pacifister]

Those two should be banned from giving out advice.

[victimsanctuary.livejournal.com]

If Rua had been involved at all the twins would already be missing.

[pacifister]

Almost a shame he wasn't considering Edgeworth's bad decisions while Remus was fucked off.

[victimsanctuary.livejournal.com]

I will admit to being terrible at keeping up with what's going on in that house.

rofl they should just pack up and go (and take Blue with them in a motorized bubble wagon)

[pacifister]

Considering 90% of everything involved Miles and Remus gets handwaved because Grimm and I are both terrified to play our respective half of the equation... it's really okay.

As far as everything happening right now. Desire plot is a bitch, Edgeworth is a stubborn, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT jerk face and Remus is caught between wanting to kill himself and wanting to kill everyone else. This led to Remus being a bit too rough and breaking Edgeworth's arm. Remus fucked off out of guilt and full moon rising. Edgeworth went to talk him into coming back home and Remus was like DENIED, and Edgeworth proceeded to get drunk and flirt with Ben, and may be making a pass at Phoenix tomorrow, and that is where we stand now.

And the band plays on...

[dragony]

Okay, awesome, I'm not light years behind. This is a relief.

p.s., tell Grimm that whether he liked it or not, Ruka went with Edgeworth to the hospital to get his arm set in the first place end of story.

[pacifister]

Nope. Just missing a small fraction of the story. <3

Grimm figured and hoped that Ruka would, actually. Rua can come too.

[dragony]

Yaaay I like the feeling of looking at something and knowing what's going on.

If they were at all there very late it would have pretty much looked like this only with fewer buxom women.

[pacifister]

Sorry that you were out of the loop. I'm pretty sure no one knows what's going on with Quatre and Trowa because we talk everything out in real life.

Just replace the buxom women with Blue and I think it's a picture perfect scene.

[dragony]

No it's totally okay! Most of this week's plot sorta blindsided me anyway? hahahaha I didn't even realize that the desire plot had started until midway through day two.

They actually wind up sleeping on couches pretty often in this series. I think Ruka's up to four times already.

[pacifister]

Yeah, the Desire plot is sort of insane. I'm actually surprised I was able to kick start the stuff with Jaime and the Lanterns on time. I usually fail at that sort of thing.

One day Remus will find them asleep on a couch and put a blanket over them. Or carry them to their respective beds.

[dragony]

I was not expecting it to be THIS BIG. It's at the point where I sorta stare at the comm and go "okay, by having the 12-year-old that gets mindraped all the time not be affected by this, am I inadvertently insulting the collective willpower of the entire rest of the game? orz"

Rua sleeps on couches when there are no beds; Ruka sleeps on couches when she's waiting for someone to come home / waiting for news about someone she's worried about. At this rate she probably is asleep on the couch when someone comes back at a ridiculous hour at least once a month. >>

[pacifister]

Grimm and I sort of expected it, but it's nice to see some characters that have been unaffected. Of course, Remus is mostly unaffected. The day before the full moon is usually a bad day anyway. XD

/puts blanket over her then