ext_96744 ([identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-11-05 11:37 pm

YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)


THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
/IS DOING NOTHING UNTRUSTWORTHY GDIT STOP STARING AT ME

/HIDES IN EMOTIONAL SHELL FOREVER

[identity profile] shape-ofagirl.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
/THIS IS HOW I SHOW THAT I CARE OKAY
/WILL EASE OFF ONCE I GET A TALKING-TO FROM KATE MAYBE

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
/IF YOU KEEP WATCHING ME LIKE THIS BILLY IS GOING TO THINK SOMETHING WRONG YOU KNOW :|

/IT'S BAD ENOUGH BEING SUSPECTED BY ONE PERSON ALREADY AS IS

[identity profile] theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
NO HE WON'T BECAUSE HE KNOWS ME WELL ENOUGH THAT BEING OVER PROTECTIVE AND THROWING MY WEIGHT AROUND LIKE A JACKASS IS HOW I SHOW AFFECTION in fact he might tell me to stop being all territorial so it may work in your favor

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
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/OKAY GO ON THEN IN THAT CASE YOU CAN WATCH SOME MORE i look good in a turtleneck anyway hohoho.

[identity profile] theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
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YOU KNOW IT'S HARD TO PULL OFF A TURTLENECK WELL good for you

[identity profile] theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
As if you're not used to this by now from me.

[identity profile] lilac-scented.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's kind of adorable, yes. Or at least it was, when Eli actually hurt my feelings.

Trowa gave me a cello, plays music with me--wait for it--and so does his pseudo-kind-of-boyfriend. He also never ever lays a finger on me.

So this worrying thing? Bill does it more gracefully.

[identity profile] theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Billy is supposed to do it more gracefully. He's the one without the anger management problem and not named after the Hulk, Katie.

[identity profile] lilac-scented.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
You have nothing to do with the Hulk besides being green, dork. Your mom is such a zen lady, I'm honestly stumped as to where you get this from.