YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

[fuckxerxeslol.livejournal.com]

AM I SOME SORT OF PROBLEM HERE, MR. KNIVES

[gamblers.livejournal.com]

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[hackeralastair]

Gee, I don't know whether to be flattered or...

[satisfiedsigner]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Saitou	~Older ~Hot for being older ~Calm and stable, most of the time ~actually tolerates me...most of the time ~helped me get revenge	~NOT HERE ~married & has a kid ~working with the Decepticons would definitely be an issue after a while
Alastair	~Hot ~probably smarter than me, at a lot of things ~hot ~excellent taste in music ~we have more in common than probably anyone else	~... ~I guess I wouldn't want to hurt him acidentally?
Bakura	~best cook period ~kind of cute ~nice...	~way too nice for me ~I think I like him better as a brother
Soundwave	~excellent taste in music ~also calm, most of the time ~actually seems to care if I'm around or okay or not ~psychotic, completely willing to break the law ~one of the few people I actually admire	~...if that ever fell out, that'd cause a few problems... ~he's my boss. No.
Starscream	~we have a lot in common ~also one of the few people I actually admire	~already with someone ~he's also my boss. No. ~we have a lot in common
Didi	~sweet ~fun to be around ~caring	~it'd be like dating my mom ~also not here anymore

[hackeralastair]

*brb mesmerized by pretty*

[viced]

NAME	PROS	CONS
GRINBITCH	± I dig the voice ± Probably won't be freaked out when I talk to Machines ± Probably would respond well to my voice	± Kind of brought us here ± Psychotic ± Not sure if it's interested
GLaDOS	± Seems interesting ± Might have an interesting reaction to my voice	± Haven't actually met yet ± Might be naiive to the whole human thing
JESSICA JONES	± Says fuck as much as I do ± Not bad I guess ± Saved me from Zombies ± We both gave up the Hero thing	± Nobody knows if I like girls or not ± Might be better female best friend material ± Thinking about hiring her, and that would be bad for my career

[out-of-beta.livejournal.com]

LET'S ^MEET

[scientica.livejournal.com]

[blazons.livejournal.com]

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

... monkey demons?

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

I KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN.















ALSO YOU'RE GROSS.

[wolfofmibu]

NAME	PROS	CONS
KIRYU	Closest person he's let near him in 15+ years Can tell him practically anything Trusts him Good listener and sword apprentice	Bitch you did not just kiss another man we are through okay. Through.
MELEE	Female, so, canon gender preference A fighter like himself Understands him	Kind of taken already
ALASTAIR	Nothing.	Everything.
CAVIL	AHAHA I got you for a second didn't I	yeah no not really this is just here to see if you were paying attention
HIRUMA	Wait what.	Yeah no not happening too energetic.
OKITA	Best friend Most trusted companion In the Shinsengumi together	He's kind of dead.

[satisfiedsigner]

;_;

[victoriaous.livejournal.com]

[osreborn]

When I say get daddy a sandwich, Ms. Hand, you do it.

[hope-damnit.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't date anyone. That would suggest personal preference over people.

I care about you all equally and would rather be friends with you all.

[mypreciouss.livejournal.com]

>:

[dragony]

Girls totally make lists of guys they want to marry when they're twelve, shut up.

	PROS	CONS
Tenpei	Smart, kinda cute, from home. Good duelist, sometimes. Came to see us off before we left.	Not here. A bit geeky, would take Rua's side when it matters, more his friend than mine.
Yuusei	Interesting, strong, really good person. From home. Understands.	Not here. I have no idea how old he is. I think he likes Aki.
Riku	Kind Really sweet Promised to make me a cake.	exPorted. Kogenta and Rua would either team up or get into fights all the time.
Jericho	Sweet, creative, really nice, cute, interesting.	His powers make him look like a dark signer, which are, in the first place, kinda creepy marries Raven and has a billion babies
Ikki	Seems nice enough; on good terms with Rua and Metabee	More Rua's friend than mine.
Sena	Cute, really sweet, fun to talk to	exPorted. Probable bat infestation.
Metabee	Closest friend in the City Dependable; always there when I need someone Sweet, funny, fun Strong offense to my strong defense Can talk to him about anything. Person I'll miss the most if I go home/ the one I'd want to come back for most	Different worlds; he gets ported home a lot Gets into fights easily Sometimes his puns are really bad Doesn't think things through all the time Waspinator lolz

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

Two babies. Two.

I think this list is precious.

Laaate

[shiromadoushi]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Yuugi	-Best friend -Games! -Supportive and caring	-Likes girls -Likes Anzu -If he were gay, he'd probably go with Jounouchi -Could never tell him
Alastair	-Hot -Supportive -Always listens -Makes me feel cared about	-More like a brother now -Doesn't believe in romance
Kogenta	-Supportive & caring -Best friend -Minus the whole tiger thing, is pretty good looking	-The awkward -Would make me a furry -Pretty sure he only cares about fighting and not relationships
Kotomi	-Very similar to me -Yamato Nadeshiko	-Female
Hiruma	-Good looking - ... there should be something else here...	-Those teeth -He's insane -Any date with him would probably end in me fearing for my life or being horribly embarrassed

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

LMFAO KOGENTA

Late because you assholes post when I'm asleep

[his-mothers-son.livejournal.com]

[out-of-beta.livejournal.com]

IS ^{CAMERON IN LOVE WITH YOU _JOHN}

ALSO THERE IS _NOTHING
WRONG WITH ^{WATCHING YOU SLEEP}
AS IT WAS _{AN ISOLATED INCIDENT}

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

*SOBS
*OPENLY

[wolfofmibu]

WHAT ARE YOU SOBBING FOR WOMAN

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

okay whatevuh i'm doing this anyway HEY??

JAIME

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

[123youreit.livejournal.com]

When I get canon-updated I will be happy to inform you that Cassie broke up with me anyway :|

I MEAN

um.

LMFAO I CAN'T DO THIS WITH WASPINATOR I HAVE TO CAST THE NET TOO WIDE AND THE LIST IS HUGE

[contrapositives.livejournal.com]

WHY DO ALL MY FAVOURITE MEMES GET POSTED AFTER MY INTERNET DIES LATELY

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF



THERE ARE MORE BUT I'M LAZY for the record Kyon's con is still being a dude and Sylvie's con is who the hell talks like that.

Re: LMFAO I CAN'T DO THIS WITH WASPINATOR I HAVE TO CAST THE NET TOO WIDE AND THE LIST IS HUGE

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

DO ONE FOR WASPINATOR

DO IT

BLOO

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Dude I'm like 154.

The odds of me finding a woman around my age who isn't related to me is like, nil.

I'd be he happy to find someone who isn't jailbait. And if you're insanely platonic, then what's the deal?

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

Bitch plz fugly scars never stopped me before.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

oh my god i hate finches

PLACEHOLDER WHILE I GO TO PAINTING CLASS ;;

[yourlittleguy.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA

I NEED A SHIT-EATING GRIN ICON

JOE

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Re: JOE

[dragony]

EDGEWORTH IS APPARENTLY GOING TO JAIL.

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE?!

this one is mine.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

[liverletdie]

What's wrong with Yellow and Red!?

BLAME FINCHES FOR THIS FOREVER. 8|

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I HAD TO LOWER THE STANDARDS SO MUCH.,..
FOR THE RECORD THIS IS SPAM I CAN DO WHAT I WANT :\!!

[dragony]

You forgot "bakes pies" and also "willing to keep hobo bugs in her closet"