YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

... that requires the mother to be living, though.

AWWWWWW.

[dragony]

LOLWHOOPS.

asdfknas

Oh and I forgot some. Canon. Uh. Post-where-she-was-pulled-from

Sly	Strong Duelist (?) Pretty eyes From home.	Kind of a total jerk Secretly might be evil.
Missile Michel	A bit like Rua, only more serious Cute, pretty eyes, has a nice house, takes care of his sister, strong duelist	Mindrape/kidnapped me, tried to kill Rua, kidnapped enough people to populate a small village, his sister was a porcelain doll locked me in a bedroom full of life-sized dolls sister is dead he's dead the house was a ghost too.
Luciano	Really nice, cute, pretty hair, Strong duelist, gave me a skateboard taught me how to ride a skateboard interested in me (?!?!?!?)	All a ruse, interested in me because I'm a Signer, the skateboard was rigged for kidnapping, threw Rua off an overpass and nearly killed him Hurt Ancient Fairy Confirmed evil May have just taught me to ride the skateboard so he could look up my skirt if I fell ._.

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

MINOR SETBACK YES

...
Now you see, this is why I didn't add in canon because it'd be just as hideous, really.

[dragony]

SHE'LL JUST BE RESURRECTED BY THE END OF THE YEAR THE KIDS WON'T EVEN NOTICE SHE'S DEAD.

Clearly canon-me just should hook up with Trunka.

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

... ONE WOULD HOPE.

Obviously ._.

[dragony]

... this is Trunka

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

.... possibly still a better option.

[dragony]

... he was aged down when they first met.



canon-me had to give him a piggyback ride.

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

............ wow.

[dragony]

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

Well...

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Huh.

[dragony]

And then an episode later turns into this guy.





Alternatively, she could always go chill with Regulus the White Lion.

[iceburgundy.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWW
AWWWWWWWWW
AWWWWWWWWWAWWAWAW

[olesia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmTsZpTYoN4 skip to 1:45