YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

Bitch plz fugly scars never stopped me before.

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

THIS GRID. THIS GRID. I don't know if you can see it in that icon but they have the most awful medical technology on No Man's Land.

[hackeralastair]

We can still be pals~. I didn't know atoning for my mistakes was such a plus.

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's the main reason I don't kill - that someone who has done horrible things can still put that past behind them and live the rest of their life working for good!

[hackeralastair]

I'll have to put you in the "positive influence" column.

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Jealous of my power is the perfect reason to hook up.

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Donuts are an important foundation of any relationship.

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes they are. How are you on the donuts this week, then?

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure I've eaten every donut in the damn city an' I'm still hungry.

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Oh crap I forgot to put Xena on the list

I knew I'd forget someone.

So,

Xena:

Pros - Sexy, tough, wouldn't mind the fugly scars
Cons - INADEQUACY ISSUES, I has them

[nyc-detective.livejournal.com]

Thanks for thinking I'm shallow, Vash.

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

That's not what I meant!

[nyc-detective.livejournal.com]

Oh?