YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

I KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN.















ALSO YOU'RE GROSS.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Tiddlywinks ain't fun. Neither is Chutes and Ladders. And don't you even bring up Connect Four.

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

I wasn't thinking of any of those.



I was thinking of Mouse Trap.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

That's the OPPOSITE of fun. You set it up for an hour and a half and it never works right.

DIG DUG. Now that's fun.

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Always worked fine for me.

Of course, a video game. No wonder your mind's all rotted.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Dig Dug is from the GOLDEN AGE, Chipmunk! I SHALL BROOK NO DISPARAGEMENT OF DIG DUG.

Mastermind was fun.

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Twister is better.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Well, Land O'Goshen, Ferret! You do realize that Twister is the game of choice at swingers' parties for maximum gropage, right?

[hackeralastair]

[daskdhalwifuwhdad FFFFFFFFFFFFFF I laughed SO HARD]

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

[Danke!]

[meowminx]

If Logan had issues like that, I wouldn't have slept with him.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Oh, c'mon, he's all 'berzerker passion' boy. You could easily not have noticed until it was too late and you watched in horror as he went scratchin' at his scratchin' post.

[meowminx]

Not that it's any of your business, but it was two months before we had sex.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Guy's got some stellar willpower. He'd probably wait until you were out of the room before scratching himself with his hind leg.

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

B|

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

[handsy]

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

[ironfisty]

[atoningforsin.livejournal.com]

Much better.

But I do not ululate too much! You haven't even heard me do it here~

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

I'm quite certain you'd do it in the sack and pop my eardrums.

[atoningforsin.livejournal.com]

I do not do it in bed, thank you.