ext_96744 ([identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-11-05 11:37 pm

YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)


THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

[identity profile] skirrel.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN.















ALSO YOU'RE GROSS.

[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Tiddlywinks ain't fun. Neither is Chutes and Ladders. And don't you even bring up Connect Four.

[identity profile] skirrel.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't thinking of any of those.



I was thinking of Mouse Trap.

[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's the OPPOSITE of fun. You set it up for an hour and a half and it never works right.

DIG DUG. Now that's fun.

[identity profile] skirrel.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Always worked fine for me.

Of course, a video game. No wonder your mind's all rotted.

[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Dig Dug is from the GOLDEN AGE, Chipmunk! I SHALL BROOK NO DISPARAGEMENT OF DIG DUG.

Mastermind was fun.

[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Land O'Goshen, Ferret! You do realize that Twister is the game of choice at swingers' parties for maximum gropage, right?
hackeralastair: (musical week)

[personal profile] hackeralastair 2009-11-06 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[daskdhalwifuwhdad FFFFFFFFFFFFFF I laughed SO HARD]

[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Danke!]
meowminx: (facepalm)

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
If Logan had issues like that, I wouldn't have slept with him.

[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, c'mon, he's all 'berzerker passion' boy. You could easily not have noticed until it was too late and you watched in horror as he went scratchin' at his scratchin' post.
meowminx: (mask on)

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-11-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that it's any of your business, but it was two months before we had sex.

[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Guy's got some stellar willpower. He'd probably wait until you were out of the room before scratching himself with his hind leg.

[identity profile] iron-fister.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ironfisty]

[identity profile] atoningforsin.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Much better.

But I do not ululate too much! You haven't even heard me do it here~

[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm quite certain you'd do it in the sack and pop my eardrums.

[identity profile] atoningforsin.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not do it in bed, thank you.