goshdarnspam | YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

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YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

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NAME	PROS	CONS
Saitou	~Older ~Hot for being older ~Calm and stable, most of the time ~actually tolerates me...most of the time ~helped me get revenge	~NOT HERE ~married & has a kid ~working with the Decepticons would definitely be an issue after a while
Alastair	~Hot ~probably smarter than me, at a lot of things ~hot ~excellent taste in music ~we have more in common than probably anyone else	~... ~I guess I wouldn't want to hurt him acidentally?
Bakura	~best cook period ~kind of cute ~nice...	~way too nice for me ~I think I like him better as a brother
Soundwave	~excellent taste in music ~also calm, most of the time ~actually seems to care if I'm around or okay or not ~psychotic, completely willing to break the law ~one of the few people I actually admire	~...if that ever fell out, that'd cause a few problems... ~he's my boss. No.
Starscream	~we have a lot in common ~also one of the few people I actually admire	~already with someone ~he's also my boss. No. ~we have a lot in common
Didi	~sweet ~fun to be around ~caring	~it'd be like dating my mom ~also not here anymore