YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

...
AFFIRMATIVE.
YOU ARE NOT MEGATRON.

[notsoloyal]

How is that a con?

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

...IT IS COMPLICATED.

[notsoloyal]

How is it complicated?

... And why am I even on that list.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT REQUIRED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF.
HN. QUERY: WHY AM I ON YOUR LIST.

[notsoloyal]

Hn. What reason do you have to hide your answer.

...I do not know what you are talking about.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT WISH TO INFORM YOU.
YOUR LIST. SHALL I LINK YOU.

[notsoloyal]

Why?

...No need. I removed you from it.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

...AH.
IRRELEVANT NOW.
YOU HAVE REMOVED ME.

[notsoloyal]

...

Only because it is quite clear that your list is simply for substitutes until you are capable of getting Megatron.

There is no point keeping you on my own list, if I would merely be a substitute.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

SUBSTITUTES: USELESS.
I HAVE ALREADY LEARNED THAT.
IT IS MERELY AN UNFORTUNATE DOWNSIDE, BUT EASILY OVERLOOKED BY OTHER PREFERABLE QUALITIES.

[notsoloyal]

You want Megatron, of whom I am not. I am not going to stand in your way.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE NOT STANDING IN MY WAY OF MEGATRON.

[notsoloyal]

You would prefer Megatron over anyone else, correct?

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

IT WAS IDEALISTIC.
HOWEVER. IT IS TYPICAL OF ME TO WANT SOMETHING I WILL NEVER RECEIVE.

[notsoloyal]

However it is not impossible.

Were I to pursue a relationship with you, that would lower any chances of you and Megatron. I would be in your way. Thus, I have removed you from my list.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

IT IS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY.
WERE YOU TO PURSUE THAT RELATIONSHIP, I WOULD NOT BETRAY YOU FOR MEGATRON'S FAVOR.

[notsoloyal]

I would rather not be a second choice.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

because he's slagging obsessed that's why

[notsoloyal]

... Wonderful.

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

[Points, laughs.]

[notsoloyal]

[Grumbles. Quietly crosses Soundwave off his list.]

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

[Forges it back on later when you aren't looking. Slips copy under his door. Adds a waffle.]

[notsoloyal]

[Ffffffffffffffffffrag.]

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

GET OUT.