YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

Oh that was CRUEL!

[liverletdie]

Hm, well, apparently there haven't been that many unwelcome violations, since I actually don't accrue sexual harassment suits like I do technology.

/slaps on HELLO MY NAME IS Edgeworth sticker and giggles

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Tch. And why would you, I suppose? I should imagine that billionaires who have nothing better to do with their money can buy rather a lot of expensive, settlement-based silence.

[liverletdie]

However, those would still at the Very least be filed, or some record kept. If you would like, I would be more than willing to open my records to you, would it prove you wrong.