YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Absolutely unacceptable. I banish you to the realm of the impossible to date; go forth and wear tacky belts with bad pants.

[hackeralastair]

You just don't want to admit you like a pair of tight jeans now and then.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Ah, you see? There, in that icon--tacky belts with bad pants.

No, no. I do prefer men in nice suits.

...Or, apparently, robes.

[hackeralastair]

Yeah, well, that works both ways, you know. The last guy I knew who wore pink suits and ruffles liked to invite underaged children to his private island for tournaments.

...if you know what I mean.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

I do not care to know what you mean, if you do what I think you do, and this is very much not helping your cause any further, in regards to future bad decisions on my behalf.

[hackeralastair]

Hey, at the end of the day I can still hold a decent conversation. That's more than I can say for some.

'sides, I'm sure Stark would love it if someone could clean up my wardrobe.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

...Would he, then?

[Thoughtful pause.]

How many more variations of that jacket would you prefer, and in which colors? Furthermore, I have a few extra belts, if you care to drape them around yourself in odd combinations.

[hackeralastair]

...funny. Real funny.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

I must play to the stereotype.