YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[of-animalia.livejournal.com]

Well yes but that wasn't there initially.

Therefore it's a lie.

There goes what little self-esteem I had.

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

Oh... don't be like that :/

You are handsome, just not in the Conner Kent way of handsome. You are good looking.

[of-animalia.livejournal.com]

Right.

How many ways of handsome are there?

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

... four I think.

[of-animalia.livejournal.com]

And they are?

Enlighten me, oh wise one.

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

Well, there's Conner's type, which is more masculine and... dare I say, model-like.

There's yours, which is more the guy-next-door.

There's Timothy's, a smaller stature, with fair features.

And there's Tony's, which is more rugged and strong.

[of-animalia.livejournal.com]

Right.

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

... well, you asked.