YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[latrodectus]

And what proof did you have she was on your side?

You trusted the wrong person, at the wrong time. Which can happen to anybody, but when you are head of an intelligence agency... If I'd known anything about the Skrulls, I could have told you that she was one of them. But no, you keep it to yourself. And your little boy's club. You make a mistake when that much is riding on you, and you have to take responsibility. Or act like a chickenshit and drop off the grid entirely.

Anyway. The point of all this is. I was involved. I'm not anymore.

[liverletdie]

What do Skrulls have to do with your relationship status?

[latrodectus]

Maybe the Skrulls were what got us involved.

[liverletdie]

I suppose so. I'd say that's a petty reason, but mine haven't exactly ended for better ones.

[latrodectus]

What would be a good reason?

[liverletdie]

Something to do with you, instead of how you got together?

[latrodectus]

That goes without saying. But the reason you get together, and the reason you stay together-- those are different, yes?

[liverletdie]

As far as I know. Although, I'm not the expert. More like the furthest thing from it.

[latrodectus]

Yes, you kind of suck.

[liverletdie]

That's one way of putting it.

[latrodectus]

And here I thought you would go for the innuendo.

But I'm throwing stones while living in a glass house.

[liverletdie]

The innuendo would probably not work in my favor, so I'll just leave you to make the joke, that work?

Aren't we all, most of the time?

[latrodectus]

Maybe. But I think the only people worse at relationships than me are the guys I've dated.

[meowminx]

Shapeshifters are handy to have around.