YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

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THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[latrodectus]

What would be a good reason?

[liverletdie]

Something to do with you, instead of how you got together?

[latrodectus]

That goes without saying. But the reason you get together, and the reason you stay together-- those are different, yes?

[liverletdie]

As far as I know. Although, I'm not the expert. More like the furthest thing from it.

[latrodectus]

Yes, you kind of suck.

[liverletdie]

That's one way of putting it.

[latrodectus]

And here I thought you would go for the innuendo.

But I'm throwing stones while living in a glass house.

[liverletdie]

The innuendo would probably not work in my favor, so I'll just leave you to make the joke, that work?

Aren't we all, most of the time?

[latrodectus]

Maybe. But I think the only people worse at relationships than me are the guys I've dated.