YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[latrodectus]

I'm not seeing anyone.

[liverletdie]

Huh. Just a thought. Seems like it sometimes.

[latrodectus]

I was. Past tense.

[liverletdie]

Well forgive me for not being up-to-date. Kind of difficult.

[latrodectus]

What's that supposed to mean? I don't get into relationships very often.

[liverletdie]

Well it leave a con off your name.

[latrodectus]

Which one?

[liverletdie]

The "I think she's seeing someone" Con, what else?

[latrodectus]

What are you even talking about?

[liverletdie]

My list?

[latrodectus]

The con?

[liverletdie]

Yes. What are you talking about?

[latrodectus]

I've never heard of that con.

lmfao It's 2 am I don't know what I'm doing

[liverletdie]

Which con?

i have no idea what this conversation is about

[latrodectus]

Have you been drinking?

I don't either! At all!

[liverletdie]

No but I'm kind of close!

It makes it funnier.

[latrodectus]

Me too.

Ok this is true!

[liverletdie]

Well at least it's ok if you drink! I might just end up doing something really, really stupid.

[latrodectus]

As opposed to when you're sober?

[liverletdie]

Believe it or not, I'm stupider when drunk.

[latrodectus]

You also tend to mess up your own life, rather than everybody else's.

[liverletdie]

Yeah, until I wreck into a highway or set a building on fire.

[latrodectus]

I'm pretty sure the Skrull thing was worse.

Hunch.

[liverletdie]

There was a reason the Illuminati tried to wipe them out.

[latrodectus]

And the reason you let Spider-woman on the team?