YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

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THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[liverletdie]

Well forgive me for not being up-to-date. Kind of difficult.

[latrodectus]

What's that supposed to mean? I don't get into relationships very often.

[liverletdie]

Well it leave a con off your name.

[latrodectus]

Which one?

[liverletdie]

The "I think she's seeing someone" Con, what else?

[latrodectus]

What are you even talking about?

[liverletdie]

My list?

[latrodectus]

The con?

[liverletdie]

Yes. What are you talking about?

[latrodectus]

I've never heard of that con.

lmfao It's 2 am I don't know what I'm doing

[liverletdie]

Which con?

i have no idea what this conversation is about

[latrodectus]

Have you been drinking?

I don't either! At all!

[liverletdie]

No but I'm kind of close!

It makes it funnier.

[latrodectus]

Me too.

Ok this is true!

[liverletdie]

Well at least it's ok if you drink! I might just end up doing something really, really stupid.

[latrodectus]

As opposed to when you're sober?

[liverletdie]

Believe it or not, I'm stupider when drunk.

[latrodectus]

You also tend to mess up your own life, rather than everybody else's.

[liverletdie]

Yeah, until I wreck into a highway or set a building on fire.

[latrodectus]

I'm pretty sure the Skrull thing was worse.

Hunch.

[liverletdie]

There was a reason the Illuminati tried to wipe them out.

[latrodectus]

And the reason you let Spider-woman on the team?

[liverletdie]

How was I supposed to know?

Untraceable, undetectable, do you think I wasn't trying to figure out who the Skrull was? She's the one who brought me the body of Elektra! The entire point was to use her to draw out the Skrull.

[latrodectus]

And what proof did you have she was on your side?

You trusted the wrong person, at the wrong time. Which can happen to anybody, but when you are head of an intelligence agency... If I'd known anything about the Skrulls, I could have told you that she was one of them. But no, you keep it to yourself. And your little boy's club. You make a mistake when that much is riding on you, and you have to take responsibility. Or act like a chickenshit and drop off the grid entirely.

Anyway. The point of all this is. I was involved. I'm not anymore.

[liverletdie]

What do Skrulls have to do with your relationship status?