ext_96744 ([identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-11-05 11:37 pm
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YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)


THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse
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[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
HOW COME TOMMY CLASSIFIES AS GOOD LOOKING AND I DON'T :| MY PRIDE. IT IS WOUNDED.

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR HOTNESS DOESN'T NEED TO BE MENTIONED. I HAVE TO SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL WITH TOMMY...........

[identity profile] cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I kind of both resent and resemble that remark!

[identity profile] cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I will accept this for it is true.

And for the record, I would never actually wish you into nothingness. It's against company policy.

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Wow I managed to totally overlook the insult mixed in there.

Whoops.

[identity profile] cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T WORRY. I FORGET WE'RE TWINS SOMETIMES TOO.

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE WAY HOTTER.

[identity profile] cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm fine with Tommy getting the looks in the family as long as we can all I agree that I got the brains and wit.

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
No. Pretty sure you just got all of it, Bill.

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
OH.

WELL.


I DON'T THINK I'M TOO NICE FOR YOU.

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
NOTICE HOW EVERYONE ON THE LIST IS........

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
FUTURE!PAIN!BABY BEGS TO DIFFER TOO.

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
BUT THAT'S IN THE FUTURE. SHE'S ONLY NINETEEN HERE AND THINKS PRETTY LOW OF HER GOODNESS.

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
WHICH IS WHY TEDDY WILL CONTINUE FOR THE NEXT TEN PLUS YEARS TO PERPETUALLY REMIND HER. KAY? KAY.

[identity profile] bossisawitch.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
TEDDY, YOU HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU.

[identity profile] skrullactually.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
LIKE I GIVE A CRAP?
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