YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

[deadthenred]

A lack of schooling is separate from a lack of education.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Well I can't edit it now, can I?

Fine. I meant 'lack of schooling'.

[deadthenred]

Don't understand why everyone here's so hung up on school.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Well, school gets you a diploma, and in most cases, a diploma gest you a decent job. Decent jobs are rare.

[deadthenred]

Was making more than decent pay at a time when jobs were a fair bit more scarce than they are now, at the age of fourteen. On the strength of my own entrepreneurial skills.

[shape-ofagirl.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah, Tina.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Tina was awesome. Kind of awkward. But awesome.

[shape-ofagirl.livejournal.com]

You can never say I don't love you, Katie. Not after Tina.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Pfffft, I know you love me, you huge doof. Look at this big list of pros.

Billy would kill me, though.

[theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com]

For the record, I'm not a good cuddler.

That's just a rumor.

A big, fat rumor.

[kickinsidekick.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? Tommy would not want to watch, he would want to record it for posterity.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that 'recording for posterity' involves watching.

[kickinsidekick.livejournal.com]

Okay, let me rephrase. He would not want to just watch.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, I wonder what you see in him.

[kickinsidekick.livejournal.com]

A lot of stuff.

Sometimes, I admit I wonder too, though.

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

/leans on in return after a moment of twitching; quiet, tiny, idle little hint of smile

[shape-ofagirl.livejournal.com]

/is watching you, buddy.

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

/IS DOING NOTHING UNTRUSTWORTHY GDIT STOP STARING AT ME

/HIDES IN EMOTIONAL SHELL FOREVER

[shape-ofagirl.livejournal.com]

/THIS IS HOW I SHOW THAT I CARE OKAY
/WILL EASE OFF ONCE I GET A TALKING-TO FROM KATE MAYBE

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Geez, mom.

[theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com]

As if you're not used to this by now from me.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

/steals tea, takes a sip, hands it back

I'm glad I met you, even if playing cards with Quatre all night because you'd get upset if I left was a bit awkward.

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

/...thinks of you as family, but is not drinking your leftover tea. sets cup down.

I wasn't myself, then.

/siiiiilence.

But I'm... glad, too. Thank you.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

/...this was secretly her plan all along. yoink!

I know. I was teasing.

Don't let your...friend...destroy the City, okay? And don't kill Jaime.