YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Pfffft, I know you love me, you huge doof. Look at this big list of pros.

Billy would kill me, though.

[theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com]

For the record, I'm not a good cuddler.

That's just a rumor.

A big, fat rumor.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Well, I've had good experiences with Teddy Altman Cuddles. I'd gladly endorse them.

[theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com]

Shhhh! Tell no one, woman! I've got a reputation to take care of.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

/TELLS EVERYONE EVER


/GOES ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA


/HEADLINES IN USA TODAY AND COSMO~

[theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU JUDAS I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT, KATIE-DID. WE ARE SO OVER.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Pfffft, you'll love me again as soon as I stop Eli from giving you extra laps. 8D

[theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com]

...























No I won't.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Okay, then the next time I stop Eli from giving you extra laps and pushups.

[theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com]

Evil evil evil temptress.






Fiiiiiine.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Yep. You got nothin'.




/smooches~♥

[theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com]

I reserve all rights to deny any future cuddle visitation.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

You doof. You can't deny me anything, just face it.

[theshapeofaboy.livejournal.com]

...can't we at least pretend? My ego will thank you.

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

I guess.

My list is full of pro-ego options, too, y'know. No need to fixate on the cuddling.