YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING ELSE HERE I AM NOT A FAILURE (lovingly ripped off from kai)

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THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME
HERE'S HOW WE PLAY:
1.) get all the characters your character might ever consider dating (alternatively, being friends with for the kids and allying with for the fucking asexual psychos)
2.) make a table with all of their names
3.) list the pros and cons for dating/befriending/allying with them, respectively, like so
4.) post them here and make everyone's lives just a little worse

Comments

[liverletdie]

We aren't exactly talking. yet

[hiddles]

I'm fairly certain he could take the time out of his for a small talk.

[liverletdie]

Maybe, but hey, consenting adults.

Not that, you know, I'd actually screw you. You're still a guy.

[hiddles]

I could make you forget that.

[liverletdie]

I'm not desperate!

[hiddles]

I meant literally.

The truth is, though, that I rather prefer women as well. Which raises all sorts of interesting possibilities.

[liverletdie]

I'm surprised you haven't been trying them out!

Now if I were turned into a woman, I would be having a lot of fun right now.

[hiddles]

Perhaps possessing more power than thee, I also possess more self-control.

[liverletdie]

Who said it was anything about control? I could not do it, but it certainly wouldn't be nearly as fun.

[hiddles]

And perhaps that is why you are in a coma.

[liverletdie]

Gurgle.