CnC, I need your advice

[sic-semper-trex.livejournal.com]

So, Capital One has been offering me a credit card for several weeks now. Every time, I send the offer to the shredder, warts and all. However, it has recently occurred to me that every offer comes with a free postage paid envelope what with I can send back my "PLEASE GIVE ME CARD YES" information.

I don't wanna use it for that, though. There's no "Take me off your list," option on the form, there's no return address on the envelope I'd be sending them since they're just mass printed and stuffed, and I'm just straight up bored and wanting mischief. So.

I have my crayons.


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Comments

[sic-semper-trex.livejournal.com]

But Batman doesn't wear any pants.

[manslut.livejournal.com]

hairy legs then. no tights.