http://omniscientdog.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] omniscientdog.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-11-25 11:19 pm

I AM SO GLAD I TYPED ALL THIS OUT WHEN I WAS SOBER



I know you weren't expecting to see me again so soon, but frankly, you should just consider yourselves lucky and leave it at that.

I've always had something of an interest in time travel. Never wanted to try it myself - after all, there's so much that can go wrong. But once again, you heros have been given a higher purpose! My attempts to meld two parts of the timestream appear to have been successful!

So there's now not only your normal, 'gamecanon' selves wandering around, but now you've got to deal with these 'ten years later' nutjobs.

One small stipulation: past and future selves can not speak to each other. I talked to the lovely lady who assembled you all, and if two copies get within twenty feet of each other, one of them will be 'ported' off and away. If it happens repeatedly she'll send one of you home.

[TL;DR it's an open RP post that allows characters from [livejournal.com profile] capeandcowl and [livejournal.com profile] cnc2020, just don't talk to yourselves and break the timestream.]

[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Waitwaitwaaaaait, let Wazpinator get thiz straight. [he points at his fingers in turn as he counts things off] City getz new leaderbotz, but don't like Ported. Wazpinator goez... Away, for szome reaszon, and Yellowbot goez hiding. [he raises his eyebrows and tilts his head to the side] Then how iz Wazpinator living with Yellowbot? How did botz meet up again?

Can't talk at all? [LOOKING WORRIED HERE] Iz problem with Wazpinator'z voicebox?

[identity profile] dumbalec.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
We met out near Autobase. I came back to the City for a bit and there you were. [he glances down, looking rather fond] Sure better than being alone. [his gaze raises again, shrugging] We bust Soundwave outta a meta prison with Shockwave and got to live with 'em in exchange. So that's where we are now.

[man now he feels all guilty] Might be, not like we've seen a doctor recently. You can talk, but it's pretty rare.

[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[this is a bit much to take in. extraorindarily lucky meeting? a metahuman prison? living with Shockwave? this isn't sounding much like him at all.]

[somehow he decides to focus on the last one]
Mroz! Wazpinator wouldn't ever- meanz Wazpinator would owe Shockwave!

[and THIS. this is just perplexing. he lets out a buzzy whine.] But... Why... Mrzzz. Wazpinator wantz to know. [if he knew what stopped him from talking, maybe he could avoid it.]

[identity profile] dumbalec.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Metabee shakes his head. he understands how bizarre this must sound, but... not much he can do about that.] Not that much, since we helped him get Soundwave loose. But yeah, guess it does mean that.

[fine. may as well be honest about this. he spreads his hands in a 'what can you do' gesture] I dunno. You never told me.

[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[he groans and lays his palms against his temples, closing his yes for a moment.] Wazpinator owez Shockbot. Szo not good.

... Ou. [he looks slightly sheepish.] How long... Mzz, never mind Wazpinator will find out.

[identity profile] dumbalec.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[he crosses his arms] I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. Sheesh. Stop worrying.

[and now he feels like a dunce so he's going to try to make it up] No, how long what? You're gonna be waiting a while if you wanna find out on your own.