http://grindcore.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] grindcore.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-12-02 01:17 pm
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THE C&C FAMILY TREE

1. POST AS CHARACTER
2. OTHERS RESPOND WITH WHAT POSITION THEY ARE IN THE FAMILY SUCH AS "CREEPY UNCLE" OR "SISTER WHO ALWAYS GETS WASTED AND PASSES OUT AT HOLIDAYS" ETC.
3. PRETEND THAT LAST POST DIDN'T HAPPEN I LIKE THIS MEME MORE
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[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-12-02 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A MILLION YEARS AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOR A MILLION MORE

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-12-02 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
comes to every reunion and eats all the kielbasa

nobody knows who the fuck he is related to

asks full-grown women to sit on daddy's lap

[identity profile] flowersnotboys.livejournal.com 2009-12-02 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The cousin that everyone really wishes wouldn't show up to gatherings, but since that's the only time they know he's still alive, no one has the heart to say it. The kids are in awe of him, the adults his age just kind of shake their heads and accept it, the elder heads of the family are Silent And Disapproving.

The elderly and slightly batty great aunt can't figure out what the fuss is all about, she thinks he's lovely just the way he is.

[identity profile] wadewilson.livejournal.com 2009-12-02 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Father?
Yes son?
I want to kill you.
Mother?
I want to....

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2009-12-02 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna second the person that nobody knows how the fuck he's related--possibly because he saw a shindig going on and crashed for the free food.
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