AWRIGHT

[fuck-chapstick.livejournal.com]

WHOEVER MADE THIS:



I just wanted to let you know that I have been having a bad couple weeks, and a very bad day in particular, but this really did make me feel better. So thank you, whoever you are. :D

And just so this post isn't a waste, SOVIET CREEPYPASTA TIME:

You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like photo on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up phone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing phone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.

No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!

Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.


/goes back to haunting your nightmares

P.S. The turnover between submitting a secret and having it posted can be a little while, so there's a good chance this was submitted before Salaak arrived. SALAAK BBY COME HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU WITH MY TWO INFERIOR ARMS

Comments

[olesia]

Lantern cast needs to do more canon sharing posts, btw

[meowminx]

It's s shame this appears to have been submitted before our latest Lantern joined.

Also, we might have a Scarecrow coming in and I've decided that he and Karu-Sil should be BFFs :D

[sunrisewolf.livejournal.com]

:] welp you guys got me interested in the lanterns

kudos~

[deadelfwalking.livejournal.com]

it's because of the lantern cast that I picked up the Green Lantern books in the library a few days ago ... :]

[meltsfaces.livejournal.com]

lantern cast makes me glee when reading the comics now

and is also half of the reason i started reading them in the first place

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

8)))

[itwontbuzz.livejournal.com]

D'aww B| that is ... the sweetest

ever

[shinygreenjesus.livejournal.com]

*SCREAMS*

WHAT

I COME HOME TO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUT

I DON'T DESERVE

BUT I AM

FJALSDJFDJSAfkljds I MEAN

t-ty...?

[mypreciouss.livejournal.com]

/SCREA