AWRIGHT

[fuck-chapstick.livejournal.com]

WHOEVER MADE THIS:



I just wanted to let you know that I have been having a bad couple weeks, and a very bad day in particular, but this really did make me feel better. So thank you, whoever you are. :D

And just so this post isn't a waste, SOVIET CREEPYPASTA TIME:

You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like photo on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up phone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing phone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.

No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!

Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.


/goes back to haunting your nightmares

P.S. The turnover between submitting a secret and having it posted can be a little while, so there's a good chance this was submitted before Salaak arrived. SALAAK BBY COME HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU WITH MY TWO INFERIOR ARMS

Comments

[itwontbuzz.livejournal.com]

Welkaw;lkelkwae thank you. Your Selina is pretty like RENOWNED for being awesome so it might be redundant when I say she's amaaazing ahuhuh

(because

she is)

but thanks :)

[meowminx]

I don't know if she's renowned >.>;

But I hope her and Iolande will talk more in the future because she's kind of hilarious in a chaste pink alien princess sort of way :3

[itwontbuzz.livejournal.com]

I definitely hope she talks to selina more in the future. :) She will be seeking out feminine company quite often while living with Guy and Kyle l;awkel;kawe

[meowminx]

Well, feel free to hit her up anytime! Maybe they can go shopping after the holidays.