http://fuck-chapstick.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fuck-chapstick.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-12-12 06:11 pm

AWRIGHT

WHOEVER MADE THIS:

Photobucket

I just wanted to let you know that I have been having a bad couple weeks, and a very bad day in particular, but this really did make me feel better. So thank you, whoever you are. :D

And just so this post isn't a waste, SOVIET CREEPYPASTA TIME:

You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like photo on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up phone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing phone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.

No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!

Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.


/goes back to haunting your nightmares

P.S. The turnover between submitting a secret and having it posted can be a little while, so there's a good chance this was submitted before Salaak arrived. SALAAK BBY COME HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU WITH MY TWO INFERIOR ARMS
olesia: (you can't booty call me at 3 pm)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-12 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Lantern cast needs to do more canon sharing posts, btw

[identity profile] dcushitkicker.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
;ls;jfl oh really now

[identity profile] dcushitkicker.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
because you know
olesia: (Default)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-12 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well snap to it bucko

[identity profile] dcushitkicker.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ffffff but what do i post first olesia

there is so much awesome

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
post everything you son of a bitch

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I MEAN
olesia: (*sparkles*)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-12 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
↑ what she said
magicalworld: (Default)

[personal profile] magicalworld 2009-12-12 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Mogo vs the Living City is a personal favourite of mine.

[identity profile] finchesenroute.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Could you imagine a Mogo vs. Unicron throwdown?
meowminx: (zero innuendo)

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-12-12 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey baby, your moon or mine?







I had to.
meowminx: (kitty goggles)

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-12-12 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's s shame this appears to have been submitted before our latest Lantern joined.

Also, we might have a Scarecrow coming in and I've decided that he and Karu-Sil should be BFFs :D

tossup between this icon or the derp one

[identity profile] finchesenroute.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, from what I remember fandom secrets takes a couple weeks to post whatever you may have submitted, so... /goes and edits that part in.




WAIT, WE HAVE A SCARECROW COMING?
olesia: (mameshiba~)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
WE MIGHT. It would be a former player returning to the game, too (not the one who played Scarecrow here before).

[identity profile] finchesenroute.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear to god I meant to type "might" in there but I was blinded by my own derp rays. /facepalm
olesia: (8D)

[personal profile] olesia 2009-12-12 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
oh I accidentally drop words all the time too.
shiromadoushi: (Default)

Re: tossup between this icon or the derp one

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2009-12-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I think RPS has an average of 3 days for lag. Or at least that's what they say, sometimes its longer. Friday posts say what the current lag rate is.

[identity profile] finchesenroute.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Serves my ass right for not checking.
meowminx: (early morning)

Re: tossup between this icon or the derp one

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-12-12 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What is that icon and hey that isn't the character account so that makes more sense.

An app is being written, apparently!
Edited 2009-12-12 23:32 (UTC)

[identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
>>we might have a Scarecrow coming in <<

Signs Pete up for some THERAPY. XD

[identity profile] sunrisewolf.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
:] welp you guys got me interested in the lanterns

kudos~

[identity profile] deadelfwalking.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
it's because of the lantern cast that I picked up the Green Lantern books in the library a few days ago ... :]

I bust this gif out whenever I have the excuse

[identity profile] finchesenroute.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Image (http://s511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/totallytampons/gifs/?action=view&current=snuggiedance.gif)

Re: I bust this gif out whenever I have the excuse

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
GOD THAT GIF SHOWS WHAT MY APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE EVERY TIME I BUST OUT MY OWN SNUGGIE

[identity profile] finchesenroute.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
THAT GIF SHOWS WHAT MY DANCING LOOKS LIKE


WAIT I MEAN

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S HOW ALL WHITE PEOPLE DANCE SO IT'S OKAY

[identity profile] finchesenroute.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
A GIRL I WAS SEEING STOPPED TALKING TO ME AFTER I DANCED IN PUBLIC.

MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE WORN A SNUGGIE.

[identity profile] meltsfaces.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
lantern cast makes me glee when reading the comics now

and is also half of the reason i started reading them in the first place

[identity profile] itwontbuzz.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
D'aww B| that is ... the sweetest

ever
meowminx: (kitty goggles)

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-12-13 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I have to say I'm glad you were in the big log... I really like Iolande!

[identity profile] itwontbuzz.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Welkaw;lkelkwae thank you. Your Selina is pretty like RENOWNED for being awesome so it might be redundant when I say she's amaaazing ahuhuh

(because

she is)

but thanks :)
meowminx: (vapor trail)

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-12-13 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if she's renowned >.>;

But I hope her and Iolande will talk more in the future because she's kind of hilarious in a chaste pink alien princess sort of way :3

[identity profile] itwontbuzz.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I definitely hope she talks to selina more in the future. :) She will be seeking out feminine company quite often while living with Guy and Kyle l;awkel;kawe
meowminx: (Default)

[personal profile] meowminx 2009-12-13 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, feel free to hit her up anytime! Maybe they can go shopping after the holidays.

[identity profile] shinygreenjesus.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
*SCREAMS*

WHAT

I COME HOME TO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUT

I DON'T DESERVE

BUT I AM

FJALSDJFDJSAfkljds I MEAN

t-ty...?

[identity profile] riprosencrantz.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Everytime people use ty to mean thank you, I get so confused.

[identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
dslj lord

I actually have the same problem with people talking about being "teal deer" now

or worse, see

my real name is Jensen

imagine what Fandom secrets is like, what with EVERY OTHER FUCKING SECRET BEING ABOUT JENSEN ACKLES AND HOW MUCH PEOPLE WANT TO DO HIM B|

[identity profile] riprosencrantz.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, Teal, you poor thing.

Jensen is a nifty name. I like it. Do not be ashamed and simply pretend that everyone wants to do you. It's a confidence boost! In your pants!

/has no idea who Jensen Ackles is

[identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I DONT KNOW WHO HE IS EITHER

HE JUST

SHOWS UP ON F!S ALL THE TIME

though I do love my name it is pretty awesome :D

[identity profile] riprosencrantz.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY, I USED GOOGLE

HE IS AN ACTOR FROM DALLAS

AND PLAYED DEAN INCESTOR OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

I wish my name were as cool.

[identity profile] riprosencrantz.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
He was also Eric Brady on Days of Our Lives.

[identity profile] mypreciouss.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
/SCREA