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WHOEVER MADE THIS:

I just wanted to let you know that I have been having a bad couple weeks, and a very bad day in particular, but this really did make me feel better. So thank you, whoever you are. :D
And just so this post isn't a waste,
You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like photo on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up phone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing phone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.
No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!
Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.
/goes back to haunting your nightmares
P.S. The turnover between submitting a secret and having it posted can be a little while, so there's a good chance this was submitted before Salaak arrived. SALAAK BBY COME HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU WITH MY TWO INFERIOR ARMS

I just wanted to let you know that I have been having a bad couple weeks, and a very bad day in particular, but this really did make me feel better. So thank you, whoever you are. :D
And just so this post isn't a waste,
You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like photo on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up phone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing phone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.
No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!
Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.
/goes back to haunting your nightmares
P.S. The turnover between submitting a secret and having it posted can be a little while, so there's a good chance this was submitted before Salaak arrived. SALAAK BBY COME HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU WITH MY TWO INFERIOR ARMS
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there is so much awesome
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Also, we might have a Scarecrow coming in and I've decided that he and Karu-Sil should be BFFs :D
tossup between this icon or the derp one
WAIT, WE HAVE A SCARECROW COMING?
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Re: tossup between this icon or the derp one
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Re: tossup between this icon or the derp one
An app is being written, apparently!
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Signs Pete up for some THERAPY. XD
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kudos~
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I bust this gif out whenever I have the excuse
Re: I bust this gif out whenever I have the excuse
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WAIT I MEAN
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MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE WORN A SNUGGIE.
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and is also half of the reason i started reading them in the first place
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(because
she is)
but thanks :)
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But I hope her and Iolande will talk more in the future because she's kind of hilarious in a chaste pink alien princess sort of way :3
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WHAT
I COME HOME TO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BUT
I DON'T DESERVE
BUT I AM
FJALSDJFDJSAfkljds I MEAN
t-ty...?
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I actually have the same problem with people talking about being "teal deer" now
or worse, see
my real name is Jensen
imagine what Fandom secrets is like, what with EVERY OTHER FUCKING SECRET BEING ABOUT JENSEN ACKLES AND HOW MUCH PEOPLE WANT TO DO HIM B|
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Jensen is a nifty name. I like it. Do not be ashamed and simply pretend that everyone wants to do you. It's a confidence boost! In your pants!
/has no idea who Jensen Ackles is
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HE JUST
SHOWS UP ON F!S ALL THE TIME
though I do love my name it is pretty awesome :D
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HE IS AN ACTOR FROM DALLAS
AND PLAYED DEAN INCESTOR OR WHATEVER THE FUCK
I wish my name were as cool.
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