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I'VE GOTTEN MY COMPUTER TO STOP OVERHEATING AND BEING A GENERAL DICK

PEOPLE, TELL ME WHAT DATE LOGS I STILL NEED TO SET UP

/GOES TO SET UP CONCERT LOG WHILE I'M AT IT

ALTERNATIVELY, RECOMMEND MANGO, AS A CHANGE OF PACE FROM COMICS

I recommend:

Monster (A DOCTOR HUNTS A SOCIOPATH HE SAVED FROM DEATH WHEN SAID SOCIOPATH WAS A CHILD; EVERYONE GETS TO REGRET IT)

Billy Bat (MINDFUCKERY AND AN ANCIENT CONSPIRACY/GROUP, WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER BEING SOME SCHMUCK WHO'S JUST WORRIED ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT HE PLAGIARIZED A JAPANESE COMIC)

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (HYPER KARATE BETWEEN SUPER BUFF AND SUPER FABULOUS DUDES -Part 1 is slow to get going but is AWESOME when it does, Part 2 is the best, Part 3 is the most well known, and from there on, well, you probably should start from the earlier parts, really)

Dorohedoro (SUPERVIOLENT ROMANCE MURDER CUTENESS HILARITY, IT IS FUCKING HARD TO DEFINE)

Blue Heaven, Jiraishin, Tetsuwan Girl (BASICALLY ANYTHING BY TAKAHASHI TSUTOMU, TRUST ME)

BLAME! (NEAR INCOMPREHENSIBLE PLOT MADE MORE INCOMPREHENSIBLE BY ALMOST TOTAL LACK OF DIALOG, MADE TOTALLY AWESOME BY THE ART)

Kaiji (THIS REALLY FITS MORE UNDER ANIMU - SUPER DEPRESSING GAMBLING CHALLENGES TO GET OUT OF CRUSHING DEBT)

Akagi (ALSO ANIMU -CRAZY MAHJONG GAMBLING BY DEMON TEENAGER WHO DRIVES CARS OVER CLIFFS)

Liar Game (MORE LIGHT HEARTED GAMBLING CHALLENGES TO GET OUT OF CRUSHING DEBT)

Franken Fran (LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE, BUT WITH A MORALLY CHALLENGED ADORABLE FRANKENSTEIN GIRL SURGEON WHO HAS REALLY TWISTED IDEAS OF SOLUTIONS TO THE PROBLEMS PRESENTED TO HER)

BioMeat: Nectar (WORLD HUNGER IS CURED BY TINY CREATURES THAT ARE EASILY MADE AND EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING; CLEARLY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THIS)

Maka Maka (THE ONLY LESBIAN SMUT YOU CAN PROBABLY FIND THAT HAS HEART, WARMTH, AND ACTUALLY ACCURATELY DEPICTED SEX, BEING A MESH OF AWKWARD AND FUNNY)

I AM GOING TO GIVE THE SHIFT KEY A REST FOR NOW

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OH BROOKE HE IS MY BOYFRIEND I LOVE HIM
I've had people be like "What's that terrible about his past, he died and he came back to life, that's pretty nice."

HE CAME BACK TO LIFE ON A SHIP FULL OF HIS DEAD BELOVED CREWMATES AND WENT INSANE BECAUSE HE WAS ~ALONE WITH THEIR DEAD BODIES~ CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HAVING TO GO THROUGH THAT OH MY GOOOOOOD. At least when Nami's foster mom got shot and killed NAMI WASN'T FORCED TO REMAIN WITH HER BODY FOR YEARS :(

Oh One Piece
I love you.

also like the way that he died when they listened to that tone dial I was like

actually crying :'|

idk man Robin's is pretty close

man if another potential nakama pops up I am going to be like

yo luffy hold up a sec I'm just going to get some tissues

Yeah Robin's is pretty sad, too. I mean, honestly, all of them except Luffy has had really sad ones. Zoro sees his rival girlfriend die, Nami's mom is killed by pirates and she's forced to work for them to keep her village safe, Usopp's father is a deadbeat that never checks in on them and his mother dies leaving him all alone for years, Chopper accidentally poisons his beloved mentor, Robin's home is completely destroyed her giant friend killed and she has to be on the run from the government since she was 8, Franky's mentor is killed by the government then he tries to stupidly stop a train with his body and has to rebuild is own front half.............

Yeah, their pasts all sorta suck.

There will most likely be a tenth crew member, because Luffy has always said from the start he wanted ten crew members! Luffy never gives up. It's just all a question of whoooooooooooo. I keep hoping for a tomboy kinda gal that can kick ass, but, alas, One Piece isn't really THAT progressive in women's rights in manga, either....

idk man watch luffy's past be like he had to bury his mom with a sand castle kit or something

it's weird, but this manga's made me cry more than any dramu-filled shojo I've ever read and I read those on a regular basis lmao

yeah it's not super womens' rights, but it has its share of cool girls unlike some series (This is why I can never get into Reborn)
what job would their 10th nakama have?

Luffy's past as far as we know it is...he saw Shanks get his arm bitten off. Which KINDA sucks, but not near as much as the others.

But lol now that you say that I'm wondering if there will be a whole other backstory for him that will be utterly sad.

I think it breaks your heart so because these people are shown to be light hearted and likeable and everything, and then you see that they had SUCH A TRAGIC THING HAPPEN that you feel really sad. Unlike dramas, where the character, I assume, are usually shown as being bogged down by their pasts and constantly dwelling on them.

That's a good question about the job. Maybeeeeeeeeeeee. Uhm. Hairdresser.

i think we will find out about his mom eventually since it sort of begs the question

Maybe we'll see his dad again idk Oda built a really friggin' huge world

I know, and the fact that they take that baggage, stow it, and have epic adventures sort of makes them all the more likable, right?

lol better than my suggestion
which was bartender
since zoro really is not choosy XD

I KNOOOOWWWW I did too...the way the singing crew fell dead one by one, and the orchestra fell off leaving only him to play solo...

I sobbed. I did. Also Going Merry.

hrghn yes :'|

I will be so happy when laboon sees brooke again

oh fffff going merry
man that ship when it busted in i was like YEAH BUT THEN LIKE NO OMG IT FELLL :\