goshdarnspam | SO. ABOUT THAT PLOT.

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Iinstead of spamming you with crazy stuff about unruly Osborns and their propensity to not upgrade their suits right and thus die, I give you this.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE IRON SUITED MAN IN THIS CITY. :|

It took me a night to regrow my foot!

OH BOOHOO! TELL IT TO THE WAR VETS

HEY.

I have nothing to that. :/

Jeez, Tony. I know you don't want to share your weapons with the world anymore, but I would think that tech could help a lot of people.

Look, if it was used on every person in the world, 97.8% of the population would die.

Does that sound safe?

They have to die to grow feet?/

No, I grow feet 'cause of my Extremis! It only works on people with rare dna strands. :|

Oh... Well... I knew that, but I also assumed that maybe you had some secret limb farm somewhere.

No it just uh...kind of grows back on it's own.

thank god i wasn't drinking anything

when i read that

The question you should be asking is:

Why aren't you drinking anything?