the worst discovery known to man

[dickgunshoe.livejournal.com]

Toast: and I know that Matt has this
Toast: damsel saving complex
Greer: Damsel saving = Bella Swan
Toast: oh god
Toast: matt as edward cullen  
Toast: they're so awkwardly similar
Toast: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MY LOVE IS PURE
Toast: I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
Toast: EVEN IF YOU WANT THE MARRIAGE ANNULLED
Toast: WE ARE STILL MARRIED
Toast: FOR REALS
Toast: I WILL WATCH OVER YOU
Toast: WHEN YOU SLEEP
Toast: MY DARLING
Toast: NONO IT IS NOT STALKING
Toast: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT
Toast: I AM JUST MAKING SURE THAT YOU ARE OKAY
Toast: WHAT IF YOU STOP BREATHING IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SLEEP
Toast: WHAT THEN
Toast: OBVIOUSLY I NEED TO BE HERE
Toast: /CREEEEEEEEEEEPERS
Toast: yup, matt, you are obviously a sparkly vampire
Toast: get thee to a baseball field

as a side note: Next upcoming photoshop spam from Greer? Softcore Teen Titans request. IT'S JUST SO HUGE.

Comments

[ironjill.livejournal.com]

HOW COULD HE WATCH OVER HER??

[dickgunshoe.livejournal.com]

How does God watch over everyone in the world?

Exactly

[ironjill.livejournal.com]

......omfg that is so creepy

[flowersnotboys.livejournal.com]

He listens to her heart beat and breathing rate. 83

[ironjill.livejournal.com]

god that makes it sound even creepier!!

[dickgunshoe.livejournal.com]

OH LOL I JUST GOT THIS

[ironjill.livejournal.com]

......................


Greer. I love you.

[idateforsupper]

LOLOLOLOL

[ironjill.livejournal.com]

It had to be said! :)

[flowersnotboys.livejournal.com]

Elektra's gonna be so pissed.




Wait is she still dead?

[dickgunshoe.livejournal.com]

She can be Milla Bella's baby.

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

,...

[dickgunshoe.livejournal.com]

baby

y u dot at me

u no it 2 b tru

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

...................why

[dickgunshoe.livejournal.com]

my brain is an ugly place sometimes

but it is still true

[kickinsidekick.livejournal.com]

Greer I don't even know

why does it make so much sense?

[dickgunshoe.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a genius.

Plain and simple.

Toast is too.

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

I'm disowning you

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

YOU COULD NEVER

[lady-fister.livejournal.com]

this is toast by the way hi iambic

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

but baby you love me

[shiromadoushi]

...ya know, the more I look at that, the more it seems like he's holding her hands behind her back like a captive.

*totally random*

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

oh my god you're right

I LOVE THIS PICTURE FOREVER NOW

[deadthenred]

Don't be ridiculous. Matt's Catholic.

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

.............. I have been trying to think up a witty statement for this. But I can't.

Goddammit.