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the worst discovery known to man

Toast: and I know that Matt has this
Toast: damsel saving complex
Greer: Damsel saving = Bella Swan
Toast: oh god
Toast: matt as edward cullen
Toast: they're so awkwardly similar
Toast: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MY LOVE IS PURE
Toast: I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
Toast: EVEN IF YOU WANT THE MARRIAGE ANNULLED
Toast: WE ARE STILL MARRIED
Toast: FOR REALS
Toast: I WILL WATCH OVER YOU
Toast: WHEN YOU SLEEP
Toast: MY DARLING
Toast: NONO IT IS NOT STALKING
Toast: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT
Toast: I AM JUST MAKING SURE THAT YOU ARE OKAY
Toast: WHAT IF YOU STOP BREATHING IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SLEEP
Toast: WHAT THEN
Toast: OBVIOUSLY I NEED TO BE HERE
Toast: /CREEEEEEEEEEEPERS
Toast: yup, matt, you are obviously a sparkly vampire
Toast: get thee to a baseball field
as a side note: Next upcoming photoshop spam from Greer? Softcore Teen Titans request. IT'S JUST SO HUGE.
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Greer. I love you.