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RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE MISTLETOE

SPAWNED BY THE EVIL MAN-EATING SENTIENT FRUITCAKE, THE ZOMBIE MISTLETOE ROAMS THE BACK ALLIES OF CnC, LOOKING FOR IT'S NEXT VICTIMS. THOSE CAUGHT WITHIN IT'S INSIDIOUS HOLLIES WILL BE FORCED TO ROAM THE LAND AS AFFECTION STARVED SHADOWS. THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN STOP THE SCOURGE...

PLATONIC HUGS.

How this shit works:
*Post with your characters.
*Bitten characters attack others with ~~*~~~*AFFECTION AND LOVE*~~~~*~~
*Unbitten characters get to figure out WTF IS GOING ON OH GOD GET OFF
*Each thread is a fresh start so unbitten characters can choose to be bitten in a particular thread IF THEY SO CHOOSE.**
*Use subject bars to indicate whether bitten or unbitten
*Christ, Caitlin could you make this anymore complicated.

**so if Selina starts her main thread as bitten, the start of every response following that will be as if she's still bitten. However if Tony starts his main thread as bitten, Selina can respond as either bitten or unbitten.

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[Y'ALL'S SISSIES WAIT WHY ON THIS ACCOUNT...]

[ohgodidon'tevenknow.]

[AW HELL HAMBURGERS..,]

Ah.

Yes.

Hello, again.

[HE MAKES CUTE AWKWARD FACES I CAN'T HELP IT]

Hello... Are you feeling all right?

[Leans closer to feel his forehead. Some Earth thing Gar taught her.]

Y--well.

I am not par. Ticularly...

[lifts hand off forehead.,.,

.,.,pats it. is slightly comforted by this what meme even.,]

[Bemused, you're a strange duck.]

Is there anything I can do to help?

[FFFFFFFahem.]

Well. Ah.

You okay?

Hm.

Yes.

Perhaps. I'm...not. Certain that--

[hEM. handshake??] Apologies. I do not believe we have met before.

Selina. We talked on the comm, I think.

...

/P-PATS SALAAK-CHAN ON THE HEAD

/GRUDGINGLY

[if I weren't otherwise drugged by this meme I would deck you but no just
have a
half a shoulder-pat.,]

[we can totally just chill out like bros, right]

[okay maybe not, guy's squirming a little and losing the will to resist the urge]

[bear-hug time!]

Oouf-!

[SIR I AM BEING TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY I'M GOING TO DIE DESPITE THIS FORCEDMEME NOTION OF BEING COMFORTED BY THIS HIDEOUS BODILY CONTACTL,.,..,

p-pats back weakly????/]

[Guy will never admit this later, but Salaak just so damn cuddly. All cute and tiny and easy to snuggle like a little teddy bear d'awwww]

You're the best, bud.

[good. admitting as such will deduct more than half of your manpoints and all of your salaak respect points until further notice.

also there would be more hatestares but you're used to that.

also-] Air--