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RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE MISTLETOE

SPAWNED BY THE EVIL MAN-EATING SENTIENT FRUITCAKE, THE ZOMBIE MISTLETOE ROAMS THE BACK ALLIES OF CnC, LOOKING FOR IT'S NEXT VICTIMS. THOSE CAUGHT WITHIN IT'S INSIDIOUS HOLLIES WILL BE FORCED TO ROAM THE LAND AS AFFECTION STARVED SHADOWS. THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN STOP THE SCOURGE...

PLATONIC HUGS.

How this shit works:
*Post with your characters.
*Bitten characters attack others with ~~*~~~*AFFECTION AND LOVE*~~~~*~~
*Unbitten characters get to figure out WTF IS GOING ON OH GOD GET OFF
*Each thread is a fresh start so unbitten characters can choose to be bitten in a particular thread IF THEY SO CHOOSE.**
*Use subject bars to indicate whether bitten or unbitten
*Christ, Caitlin could you make this anymore complicated.

**so if Selina starts her main thread as bitten, the start of every response following that will be as if she's still bitten. However if Tony starts his main thread as bitten, Selina can respond as either bitten or unbitten.

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[he's got his eyes closed when she pulls away; still waiting for the kiss to continue. He opens his eyes, still smiling like a jerk :|
he gives her a quick nod]

Hey. [aaaand he's back to making out]

[Ooookay.] Not that this isn't nice. [She says, pulling back a bit more.] Like, really nice. [She smiles and gives him a light kiss before continuing] But you're kinda grabby today. What's up?

[She's taking a step back, just to increase the chances of him, you know, actually talking, but she's still smiling and she's kind of slipping her hand up his shirt, so it's a pretty mixed message.]

[tommy mistletoe zombie. tommy need love. noodles must die.]

Does a guy need a reason to make out with his girlfriend?

Mmmm. I guess not. You're way more demanding than usual, but it's kinda hot.

[Steps closer.] C'mere. [She loops a finger into his shirt collar and pulls him closer again.]

Good. Something 'd be really wrong otherwise.

[he likes where this is going oh baby]

[A smile, and then she leans forward to whisper in his ear.]

So why are we wasting our breath talking?

[girl you're two seconds away from being thrown into a bedroom you do realize]

[or just any remotely comfortable and and considerably private surface he finds]

[She would be surprisingly okay with that.

Fff talking is lame. She's just gonna grab a fistful of his shirt and pull him into a kiss. ]

[YEAH BABY]

[Dude, someone's totally getting laid after Rikki's canon update.]