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Canon share? Mwahaha
Hey guys! I'm bored again, so seeing as other people get to canon share, and I hear some of you guys all like 'OMG I KINDA WANNA WATCH HSM BUT DON'T WANT TO', I thought I'd spam you with some crack canon links.
HOKAY!
So basically, theres three movies, right? High School Musical- or HSM as us lazy folk refer to it as- is the first damn TV movie, which is cheap, outdated, has pretty bad music, kids that look way too young to appeal to anyone over the age of ten and is an all around not brilliant movie. And yet some of my buddies in real life say it's the best of the lot. Ignore them. It's not. In fact, I kind of hate it.
HSM2; the second TV movie that decided to milk the bright, sparkly crack for all it's worth and actually come up with something that not only spends the whole movie taking the piss out of itself (which I appreciate in any canon), but also just generally has a good time while it's at it.
HSM3; The big MADE FOR THEAAAATREZ movie that had ridonkulous budget and was actually pretty okay too. It's also the last you'll ever see of that cast in HSM franchise. Everyone breathe a sigh of relief.
YOU TUUUUUBE has the first and second movie uploaded on it by numerous people, but seeing as I'm sure many of you don't wanna watch the whole things, but are nonetheless curious, I SHALL PROVIDE HELPFUL LINKS of the second movies first few parts! Here.
FOR ALL THESE LINKS, I COMMAND YOU CLICK THE HD BUTTON. OKAY?
♪ HSM2 the first 10 mins. IN HD! See Troy's dorky face in HD quality. omgz.
♪ HSM2 the next 10 mins. ALSO IN HD!!11 IDEK.
♪ BET ON IIIIIT! Probably the best song and dance routine ever created in the world. Seriously, if you have never at least heard of this, then where have you been?!
♪ SCREEEEAM! Running a close second on the most awesome of musical numberz ever. This is basically the video I use to best describe Troy's powers. Srsly, watch it. It's crack.
And I have much more where that came from. BUT THAT'S POSSIBLY MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE CAN COPE WITH. SO OKAY BYE!
HOKAY!
So basically, theres three movies, right? High School Musical- or HSM as us lazy folk refer to it as- is the first damn TV movie, which is cheap, outdated, has pretty bad music, kids that look way too young to appeal to anyone over the age of ten and is an all around not brilliant movie. And yet some of my buddies in real life say it's the best of the lot. Ignore them. It's not. In fact, I kind of hate it.
HSM2; the second TV movie that decided to milk the bright, sparkly crack for all it's worth and actually come up with something that not only spends the whole movie taking the piss out of itself (which I appreciate in any canon), but also just generally has a good time while it's at it.
HSM3; The big MADE FOR THEAAAATREZ movie that had ridonkulous budget and was actually pretty okay too. It's also the last you'll ever see of that cast in HSM franchise. Everyone breathe a sigh of relief.
YOU TUUUUUBE has the first and second movie uploaded on it by numerous people, but seeing as I'm sure many of you don't wanna watch the whole things, but are nonetheless curious, I SHALL PROVIDE HELPFUL LINKS of the second movies first few parts! Here.
FOR ALL THESE LINKS, I COMMAND YOU CLICK THE HD BUTTON. OKAY?
♪ HSM2 the first 10 mins. IN HD! See Troy's dorky face in HD quality. omgz.
♪ HSM2 the next 10 mins. ALSO IN HD!!11 IDEK.
♪ BET ON IIIIIT! Probably the best song and dance routine ever created in the world. Seriously, if you have never at least heard of this, then where have you been?!
♪ SCREEEEAM! Running a close second on the most awesome of musical numberz ever. This is basically the video I use to best describe Troy's powers. Srsly, watch it. It's crack.
And I have much more where that came from. BUT THAT'S POSSIBLY MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE CAN COPE WITH. SO OKAY BYE!
Even though I am loyal to Camp Rock...
*can't stop playing it over and over again*
Camp Rock? Srsly. I rly hate Demi
Nooooo. I love Demi and Selena. D:
I rly don't. But then again, I don't actually like/watch/know new Disney.
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I don't get to watch it that much, I actually don't have cable hooked up. I usually just see whatever is on when I visit with friends and we lay about.
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It's stupid and goofy and as long as you look at it for what it is, it's not bad.
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lose yourself to get what you want
did you ever
get on a ride and wanna get off
did you ever
push away the ones you should've held close
did you ever let go
did you ever not know
did
you
ever
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anyway, I remember like, being so weirded out by how different they are
and I like 2's songs better but
the whole Troy and Gabriella drama during the movie
was
so
fucking
dumb
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And yes.
The 'romance' in general. wtf is that? srsly, gtfo of my movie. why must there be a wangsty 'break up' in every HSM movie? srsly, she dumps Troy every chance she can.
It's probably at it's most painful in HSM3. But at least it's the cause for Troy's angsty solos, so it's good for some stuff. Also, I kind of hate Gabriella a lot. xDDD
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I don't know why, either! they just... don't 'click' for me, so seeing them be all love-y dove-y makes me uncomfortable because they just don't work in my mind!
"TROY.... THIS..... SUMMER JOB ISN'T WHERE I BELONG................."
wow fucking dramatic
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he just goofs off and she's just always like 'lolz ur so crazy' and that's like, the extent of everything in their lives. jeez.
*stops ranting*
But of course, Troy wuvz her very much.
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they
ugh
it's pretty much a cycle of "lol I'm a derp!!" "lol troy ur a derp!!" and giggles and rainbows and sparkles except when she suddenly is like
"NO TROY THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK OUT FOR SOME DUMB REASON"
"BUT
I LOVE YOU."
and I mean I like HSM but oh god their relationship makes me want to punch people sometimes
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idek
My love and hate relationship with HSM in a nutshell.
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just.
I mean, I know it's a disney movie and everything needs to be ~INTENSE DRAMA~ followed by ~sugar and rainbows~ but really? it just makes her look like a petty bitch
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And a lot of the time- idk if it's down to her not-so-brilliant acting skills or what- I just feel like Troy constantly seems totally infatuated with her and pulling hundreds of romantic stunts etc, while she just seems bored or unimpressed most of the time and makes no attempt to return any of it. She has like one facial expression which is like :|
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING SHE'S ACTUALLY DONE FOR HIM. Poor Troy. D: And yet he still swears she's the most awesome chick ever. GO FOR SHARPAY, at least she'd give you money. o__o Plus Sharpay is way more awesome in every way. *loves Sharpay*
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*wonders why she never apped Kelsi*
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You're linking the wrong Bet On It video.
Also: I never get tired of linking this shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW2cqLWuGAM).
AND DISREGARD THE REST OF HSM2 THERE'S ONLY TWO MUSICAL SEQUENCES ANYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT: HumaHuma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFXyaHAi8XQ) and I Don't Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE08GZ347HM). Oh hey wow they both feature Lucas Grabeel hm this is clearly not favoritism.
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ps: fine here wtf @ 00:17 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzLemVrLYVE). THIS STILL BOTHERS ME THERE IS NO REASON TO PUSH CHAD'S HEAD INTO YOUR CROTCH TROY.
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Edit: Also, yes, I could have a small army of Zefron characters, so I know what you mean. x_o
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Writing upside-down, backwards and on the opposite side of the paper. Oh Kenny Ortega, you have no idea of sense, do you?
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Is it just me or is Kenny Ortega really, really gay for Zefron? Especially that sekkrit shower scene that was cut from HSM3 and probably now remains in Kenny's house so he can watch it daily.
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