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Hey guys! I'm bored again, so seeing as other people get to canon share, and I hear some of you guys all like 'OMG I KINDA WANNA WATCH HSM BUT DON'T WANT TO', I thought I'd spam you with some crack canon links.

HOKAY!

So basically, theres three movies, right? High School Musical- or HSM as us lazy folk refer to it as- is the first damn TV movie, which is cheap, outdated, has pretty bad music, kids that look way too young to appeal to anyone over the age of ten and is an all around not brilliant movie. And yet some of my buddies in real life say it's the best of the lot. Ignore them. It's not. In fact, I kind of hate it.

HSM2; the second TV movie that decided to milk the bright, sparkly crack for all it's worth and actually come up with something that not only spends the whole movie taking the piss out of itself (which I appreciate in any canon), but also just generally has a good time while it's at it.

HSM3; The big MADE FOR THEAAAATREZ movie that had ridonkulous budget and was actually pretty okay too. It's also the last you'll ever see of that cast in HSM franchise. Everyone breathe a sigh of relief.

YOU TUUUUUBE has the first and second movie uploaded on it by numerous people, but seeing as I'm sure many of you don't wanna watch the whole things, but are nonetheless curious, I SHALL PROVIDE HELPFUL LINKS of the second movies first few parts! Here.

FOR ALL THESE LINKS, I COMMAND YOU CLICK THE HD BUTTON. OKAY?

♪ HSM2 the first 10 mins. IN HD! See Troy's dorky face in HD quality. omgz.
♪ HSM2 the next 10 mins. ALSO IN HD!!11 IDEK.

♪ BET ON IIIIIT! Probably the best song and dance routine ever created in the world. Seriously, if you have never at least heard of this, then where have you been?!

♪ SCREEEEAM! Running a close second on the most awesome of musical numberz ever. This is basically the video I use to best describe Troy's powers. Srsly, watch it. It's crack.

And I have much more where that came from. BUT THAT'S POSSIBLY MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE CAN COPE WITH. SO OKAY BYE!

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I blame Lyn for getting me addicted to Bet on it. ._.

*can't stop playing it over and over again*

Bet on it is epic. NO ONE CAN DENY THAT!

She was totally singing it at the top of her lungs one car ride home and I was like ...what is this? It's so good. XD

It's kinda how my friend forced me to watch HSM in the first place, after her playing the album to HSM2 and me going 'WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS CRACK MUSIC? D:'

Tell me you saw the HSM episode of Soup Park, by the way. XD

South park, not soup* spell FAIL.

Uh, nope, don't think I did. I don't really watch TV like, ever. o_o In fact, I didn't own one for a long time.

Oh wow. D:
I don't get to watch it that much, I actually don't have cable hooked up. I usually just see whatever is on when I visit with friends and we lay about.

I'm more of a dvd person. Or just gaming.

YES! Ditto. :]

Woo, power to the lack of teevee channels.

I have to admit I like HSM almost despite myself... I blame my old roommate almost exclusively for it.

It's stupid and goofy and as long as you look at it for what it is, it's not bad.

For real. It's just harmless, wholesome fun. Plus it doesn't take itself too seriously which is what you need in any happy musical. xD

did you ever

lose yourself to get what you want

did you ever

get on a ride and wanna get off

did you ever

push away the ones you should've held close

did you ever let go

did you ever not know

did

you

ever

you can be on me that I totally did, so there.

before HSM 3 came out (which I just watched recently!) I remember like... watching HSM 1 & 2 within the same week with the weird commentary they had for awhile because I was on a shitty vacation to a place I hate and the only thing that could take my mind off of how hot the room was, was singing highschoolers.

anyway, I remember like, being so weirded out by how different they are

and I like 2's songs better but

the whole Troy and Gabriella drama during the movie

was
so
fucking
dumb

Edited 2009-12-29 02:46 (UTC)

2's songs are way better.

And yes.

The 'romance' in general. wtf is that? srsly, gtfo of my movie. why must there be a wangsty 'break up' in every HSM movie? srsly, she dumps Troy every chance she can.

It's probably at it's most painful in HSM3. But at least it's the cause for Troy's angsty solos, so it's good for some stuff. Also, I kind of hate Gabriella a lot. xDDD

LMFAO yeah I wasn't going to say anything because I know some people are super into their relationship but... I'm not. at all.

I don't know why, either! they just... don't 'click' for me, so seeing them be all love-y dove-y makes me uncomfortable because they just don't work in my mind!

"TROY.... THIS..... SUMMER JOB ISN'T WHERE I BELONG................."

wow fucking dramatic

THEY HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. Beyond singing. Which- can I point out- everyone does because it's a fucking musical universe. And yet Troy is all 'she's the only one who understands my love of singing *goes to sing about it with 50 other singing chicks* oh wait...'

he just goofs off and she's just always like 'lolz ur so crazy' and that's like, the extent of everything in their lives. jeez.

*stops ranting*

But of course, Troy wuvz her very much.

LMFAO EXACTLY!!! just like

they

ugh

it's pretty much a cycle of "lol I'm a derp!!" "lol troy ur a derp!!" and giggles and rainbows and sparkles except when she suddenly is like

"NO TROY THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK OUT FOR SOME DUMB REASON"

"BUT

I LOVE YOU."

and I mean I like HSM but oh god their relationship makes me want to punch people sometimes

I still can't even work out the reason for the break up in hsm3. I mean. What. She was just like '*phone call* Fuck this long distance shit. OKAYBAI.' and Troy was just like 'oh shit son, I guess I better go be emo again'

idek

My love and hate relationship with HSM in a nutshell.

LMFAO I KNOW RIGHT I WAS SO CONFUSED...

just.

I mean, I know it's a disney movie and everything needs to be ~INTENSE DRAMA~ followed by ~sugar and rainbows~ but really? it just makes her look like a petty bitch

YES SHE IS A PRETTY BITCH. AND MOSTLY ANNOYING TOO.

And a lot of the time- idk if it's down to her not-so-brilliant acting skills or what- I just feel like Troy constantly seems totally infatuated with her and pulling hundreds of romantic stunts etc, while she just seems bored or unimpressed most of the time and makes no attempt to return any of it. She has like one facial expression which is like :|

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING SHE'S ACTUALLY DONE FOR HIM. Poor Troy. D: And yet he still swears she's the most awesome chick ever. GO FOR SHARPAY, at least she'd give you money. o__o Plus Sharpay is way more awesome in every way. *loves Sharpay*

*already has all three movies...*

*wonders why she never apped Kelsi*

*hsm bro fist*

I blame our old HSM cast...

i was late to the party.

eh the party didnt last long

so i saw. Woe. well at least there may be another back next month. hopefully.

/slides in and spams canon

You're linking the wrong Bet On It video.

Also: I never get tired of linking this shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW2cqLWuGAM).

AND DISREGARD THE REST OF HSM2 THERE'S ONLY TWO MUSICAL SEQUENCES ANYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT: HumaHuma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFXyaHAi8XQ) and I Don't Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE08GZ347HM). Oh hey wow they both feature Lucas Grabeel hm this is clearly not favoritism.

I AM SENSING A THEME OF A CERTAIN PERSON IN ALL OF THOSE VIDS.

WE ARE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH I CLEARLY FAVOUR ONE PERSON IN THE HSM CAST or how I could totally have an small army of characters played by that person.

ps: fine here wtf @ 00:17 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzLemVrLYVE). THIS STILL BOTHERS ME THERE IS NO REASON TO PUSH CHAD'S HEAD INTO YOUR CROTCH TROY.

Omg yes. The BJ scene. Also... the scene in HSM3? The one in Troy's bedroom where they are talking about 'a whole new ball game. IT'S JUST US TWO NOW, MAN' and then Troy like, flips over and offers his ass to Chad? Hi. *inserts appropriate scene icon here*

Edit: Also, yes, I could have a small army of Zefron characters, so I know what you mean. x_o

Edited 2009-12-29 14:00 (UTC)

Also wow how did I forget Troy's awesome powers of like.

Writing upside-down, backwards and on the opposite side of the paper. Oh Kenny Ortega, you have no idea of sense, do you?

I still try to work out the logistics of that. I think it's just because he's the most awesome person ever created.

Is it just me or is Kenny Ortega really, really gay for Zefron? Especially that sekkrit shower scene that was cut from HSM3 and probably now remains in Kenny's house so he can watch it daily.

I've only seen the first HSM movie and it sadly reminded me of my actual HS theater experience.

Ahaha. Idk, i guess the first one is a good portrayl of how UGLY hs is. But yeah.

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Canon share? Mwahaha

Even though I am loyal to Camp Rock...

Camp Rock? Srsly. I rly hate Demi

Nooooo. I love Demi and Selena. D:

I rly don't. But then again, I don't actually like/watch/know new Disney.

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