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[latrodectus]

I am not intimidated by any of you.

IT CAN HAPPEN!!

Comments

[supergabbie.livejournal.com]

no one is impregnable

[latrodectus]

uh, yep, pretty much :(

[supergabbie.livejournal.com]

:[

[latrodectus]

NO BABIES

EXCEPT APPARENTLY IN OTHER RPS...

[supergabbie.livejournal.com]

wait what

[latrodectus]

I found like, the only other Natasha on livejournal.

She has...a lot of kids.

Some of them with Tony??

[supergabbie.livejournal.com]

how does that affect her spying...

[latrodectus]

It's weird, the kids were all grown-up-ish. She was also the empress of Russia, though.

[supergabbie.livejournal.com]

it's okay, I've seen some bizarre Normans out there as well.

[liverletdie]

WHY DO YOU BRING THINGS LIKE THIS UP ALEX?

Seriously my brain is still recovering

[latrodectus]

IT SEEMED RELEVANT TO THE CONVERSATION

[liverletdie]

TONY AND NATASHA'S CREEPY MARY SUE CHILDREN ARE NEVER APPROPRIATE FOR CONVERSATION.

If you talk about them they might show up!

[latrodectus]

Maybe I should switch to my Bucky account for maximum awkward.

[liverletdie]

Bucky already dislikes him enough!

[kneecaptain]

If you sleep with my girlfriend, I'm sure I can find new ways to dislike you.

[liverletdie]

Well I'm not much of a tap it after I've had it kind of guy...

[kneecaptain]

I can just leave you comatose, you know.

I can do that.

[liverletdie]

. . .

[kneecaptain]

Yeah! No one would suspect. No one ever suspects Captain America...

Besides, I slept with her first.

[liverletdie]

You know you're supposed to uphold that something or the rather American Ideal or something. Not, you know, leave a dude left in a coma to die.

Eh, well, you were just warming up the car for me then, weren't you?

[kneecaptain]

Well, you're a dick. And the coma was self-inflicted, so, how am I supposed to know that's not what you want? You probably want to stay in the coma.

Yeah, ten years before you were born.

[liverletdie]

Oh yeah, calling me a dick makes it aaaall better. Didn't I leave the whole "Instructions for waking me up" thing? Besides, I mean, I could have just left the SHRA for Norman to run crazy with.

You know, I think there's a kink somewhere in that.

[kneecaptain]

He'll blow himself up before long. He's crazy. Crazy can't stay in power.

I— what?

[liverletdie]

Sure, but I think it's a good think I kept him from taking too many of us out while he was in power, don't you?

I don't know! I just bet there's a kink in there that I can scratch off my list.

[kneecaptain]

What?

This isn't proper.