goshdarnspam | NEW TAGS GET

It's midnight (in Australia anyway); do YOU know where your tags are?

an explanation of sorts

NOT PARTICULARLY NO

But it's okay we can't all be as good at punning as I am

Verily, you are rock solid on the puns. You clearly have more than a basalt understanding of what goes into a good pun.

Thank you. So many people take this talent for granite.

Some people just don't have the proper level of sediment for these things. I'd lava to know what they find funny instead.

Whatever it is it'd probably leave me stone cold.

Oh, but you can afford to be magma-nimous about it. Don't let any old fossils get to you.

I'll give them credit if they give me a joke I can really marble at.

In that case don't hold your breath; most of the ones I've heard are schist.

For the first time in my life, I felt like a Scooby Doo villain. Kind-of.

You know what I want to see? A pun off between you and Sara.

The world would go flying off its axis and hurtle into the sun.

Sounds like it would be stellar.

The heat would definitely be on.

Agh.

I can't come up with anymore.

I'm better at alliteration than I am puns. :(

You're not gonna leave

rock_it_punch to do this solar, are you?