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Verily, you are rock solid on the puns. You clearly have more than a basalt understanding of what goes into a good pun.

Thank you. So many people take this talent for granite.

Some people just don't have the proper level of sediment for these things. I'd lava to know what they find funny instead.

Whatever it is it'd probably leave me stone cold.

Oh, but you can afford to be magma-nimous about it. Don't let any old fossils get to you.

I'll give them credit if they give me a joke I can really marble at.

In that case don't hold your breath; most of the ones I've heard are schist.