http://lassiface.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-03-13 01:21 pm

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Okay, CnC, your City is safe from assholes taking fingers and toes for a bounty because Carlton Lassiter made the ultimate sacrifice: He will attend CLOWN COLLEGE. You're welcome.

What I need from you, GDS, are costume ideas. Photoshoop his face on something, MSPaint, drawrings, whatever you please, make Carlton Lassiter into a clown.

Here's mine:

Though after I finished I realized I should have made him a cowboy clown. MY BAD.

[identity profile] hesakillerqueen.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M ACTUALLY A PRETTY HORRIBLE JUDGE OF CHARACTER which is the reason why I'll never hire clowns. I mean, I might screw up and hire bondage clowns by accident.

[identity profile] shawnedium.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...bondage clowns exist?

for the love of god don't ask me how I know this shit

[identity profile] hesakillerqueen.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
www.ouchytheclown.com

He'll handle all of your "adult clown needs".

COMPLETELY IGNORING THE PORN CLOWN SECT.

[identity profile] hesakillerqueen.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Because someone, somewhere, has this kink.

[identity profile] fromyourbones.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
THE FIRST RULE OF CLOWN PORN IS DON'T TALK ABOUT CLOWN PORN

[identity profile] hesakillerqueen.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
GDIT

this is my first time talking about clown porn

tell me there's not a ring with a porn clown waiting

[identity profile] fromyourbones.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
EVERYONE CLOWNS SHIRTLESS