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[personal profile] zazz
Hi, kids, I've had a lot of crazy upheavals in life lately and could honestly use extra cash. I've opened up myself to a few different options for commissions, and if anyone has some money to spare that'd like to help me out that'd be sweet!

First commissions choice, drawn icons! I charge 5$ per icon. You can order a whole set of 15 for 65$, so you'd be getting 2 free.

You will get icons in a style that is loose in its lines, and quite expressive. I love doing expressions. And I especially love doing OCs, so flock to me with them, if you want. But fandom characters are allowed, too. You will get both an icon and a 300 x 300 copy just in case you want to icon it differently. Here's some samples:



300 x 300 samples and older icon samples underneath cut )

The other commission option are 5$ card commissions, which are basically like icon commissions, but you get a little card mailed to you with my marker drawings on it. How exciting is that?

See under the cut for more info on this and samples )

I also code layouts, my template community is here, and I figured if anyone was feeling like they wanted their very own template, I would make you one for 30$. If anyone wants that, please email me to discuss details like what kinds of layouts you like, colors, patterns, etc.

For art, you will need to supply me with references, either written or drawn, including how they behave so I can best draw their expressions! This goes for both OCs and fandom characters, since I'm not familiar with nearly as many canons as most people, lol. You can PM me on this account or email me at: usoboo@gmail.com

If you have questions, you can comment here! Thanks a head of time. <3
[identity profile] totallyrhombus.livejournal.com
I totally effed up my paid trial icon trick and now Finn is lacking half his icons oh noooooo so I'm opening up commissions for paid time/extra icon space. B) I don't care how long someone gets the account for, but however much someone gets for them you'll get an artistic equivalent. I'll draw your character or OCs or...whatever...whatever.

A sampling of my style:
asdfjkhsdfsdfkjsdf )

You can comment here or PM. Thanks~
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
OKAY!!! Time for another pimp post. THIS journal is about to expire, I would like 6 months paid time for it.

Let me just grab the same examples from the past two times I've done this :|...

Here here here )

You can comment here, or PM me, OR BOTH!!!!
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
Now Lassi's extra icons are about to expire. Anyone want to commission me for 2 large extra packages for 6 months, aka the option that costs 12 dollars? (The icon packages make no sense to me.)

Some random examples of artting I can do that I'm basically copying and pasting from last time I did this:
blooooop )

If interested you can comment here or PM me.
Thanks bunches.

Y0

Dec. 17th, 2010 06:45 pm
[identity profile] liarboo.livejournal.com
Usopp's paid account is expiring on the 19th, who would like a commission in exchange for paid time? A 2 or a 6 month subscription would suffice.

Some random examples of artting I can do:
blooooop )

If interested you can comment here or PM me.
Thanks bunches.
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
So, now that the long period of no crew members and a hiatus from the mangaka coming to an end, I'm probably gonna do a canon review and reapp this fella here:


Now, my dilemma is this: One Piece is about to experience a ~*~two year time skip~*~, when it begins again in (hopefully) a week, and everyone's going to finally be two years older.

SO. TIME SKIP USOPP OR NOT? THAT IS THE QUESTION.

I would say YES except his stupid hat is really stupid, spoiler image under the cut )

Pros to apping as time skip Usopp would be he's bigger, stronger, MAYBE braver, plus it would just save me the trouble of a canon update later. Also, a gorgeous massive cloud of hair.

Cons to it, obviously time skip hasn't come to fruition yet and so not sure if his personality is very different. I doubt it is, but all the same. Also, eventually replacing all icons. Also also, what the fuck is up with that hat.

Opinions? Who just wants to laugh at his hat?
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
Dear pals, an account not related to CnC is in need of paid time and/or extra icons, but I'm whoring myself out to CnC anyway because you all are my favorite peoples. I would prefer 6 months of time @ 15 dollars and 70 icons @ 10 dollars for this account. As such, you will receive art similar to what's under this cut here!

blaaaahhhrr )

It's one person drawn per paid item, or if you spring for both paid time and icons, you can have two single drawrings or two people in one drawring.

Okay? Okay. Comment or PM me! I would like the account paid right away, too, which I generally never do but its sponsored just ended and so it's currently lingering in unpaid limbo. I promise I will deliver. :3

Covered, thanks Grimm~

EDIT
But whoever sent me tokens better speak up for a 5 dollar doodle.
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
Hey dudes, Lassi's 140 icon package is expiring soon and I would be much appreciative if anyone would like to renew it for 6 months...which I think, if I'm reading the site correctly, 12 dollars. Hopefully. I'm kinda dumb. But, whatever the cost, I will draw you something similar to what you'll see UNDER THE CUT:
1 person ~in marker~ )

So, yup, any takers please comment? Also no need to actually do this until you get the picture~
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
Okay, CnC, your City is safe from assholes taking fingers and toes for a bounty because Carlton Lassiter made the ultimate sacrifice: He will attend CLOWN COLLEGE. You're welcome.

What I need from you, GDS, are costume ideas. Photoshoop his face on something, MSPaint, drawrings, whatever you please, make Carlton Lassiter into a clown.

Here's mine:

Though after I finished I realized I should have made him a cowboy clown. MY BAD.
[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com
IN APPROXIMATELY TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES AND AN INDETERMINABLE AMOUNT OF SECONDS, TOBYFS ([livejournal.com profile] zero_dances  AND  THE BITCHTIT BEHIND CARLTON LASSITER AND USOPP) WILL BE TURNING AN AGE I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DISCLOSE

REJOICE!!!!!!!!! THE MESSIAH HAS COME!!!!!!!q

GUYS

Feb. 10th, 2010 08:29 pm
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
OKAY THIS IS A SPAM COMM SO I'M SPAMMING YOU
I'VE MENTIONED PLENTY TIMES BEFORE THAT CARLTON LASSITER HAS A TWITTER (YES, IT'S HIS ACTOR PLAYING HIM ON TWITTER), AND IT'S AWESOME AND HILARIOUS AND I GET LOTS OF CANON QUIRKS FROM IT LIKE RIGHT NOW I AM ADDING TO "VIOLENTLY LOVES RHUBARB PIE AND HIS GUN IS ACTUALLY A GLOCK 17 TO THIS LIST

BUT BEST OF ALL, HE TELLS HOW HE AND HIS PARTNER JULIET CAN TELL THEIR GUNS APART:

SHOULD THIS BE GAME CANON?
Y/N/KITTENS?
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
HEY JERKFACES
Remember that one time someone posted a writing meme and we all wrote stuff and we read them and it was good?


LET'S HAVE ANOTHER WRITING MEME

I'm sleepy so I'm not making this pretty, plus I hate you guys, you deserve nothing pretty. The run down of this classic meme I have chosen:

1) OPEN UP YOUR MUSIC PLAYER PUT IT ON SHUFFLE
2) FIRST FIVE SONGS THAT COME UP USE THEM TO WRITE FIVE STORIES INVOLVING CNC
3) I WAS TRYING TO MAKE MINE IN UNDER 200 WORDS, BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE HOW LONG YOU MAKE IT
4) THEY CAN BE SEPARATE, THEY CAN BE 5 PARTS OF A WHOLE STORY, THEY CAN BE ABOUT ONE CHARACTER OR ONE FOR EACH OF YOUR CHARACTERS, WHATEVER STRIKES YOU.
5) POST
6) READ

Okay. How does that sound? Excellent. Get to work.
[identity profile] bwhahahabeck.livejournal.com
I mentioned in the Fandom Within A Fandom meme that Shawn might have been involved in the grunge/punk rock scene in the mid-nineties judging by his appearance in the season three premier, Ghosts. I went back to cap the beginning of the episode, because A.) It's hilarious to see a thirty year old pretending to be eighteen and B.) Lassie's mustache

FLASHBACK )

Comics

Jan. 18th, 2010 09:27 am
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
Hey, time for another edition of Tobyfs drawrs lazy comics. One is Shawn and Lassi shenanigans, something random and horrible, and the other for Sophie for paid time about Dick and Roy.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO )
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
Hey, guys, time for another meme from me inspired by the Psych advent calendar. Click the image below for a ~larger version~ to be inspired by Carlton Lassiter's résumé of perfection. Then do this goddamn meme:

~*~*~The Résumé Meme!~*~*~
The rules for this are simple as well:
1) Post some jobs your characters have done, and their description of what that job entailed.
2) List one or twenty jobs, whatever inspires you.
3) Feel free to expose their letterhead style secrets as well.
4) Eat a whole pie this time.




Note! It doesn't have to be canon, or even in game canon, just for funsies. 8D Could also be jobs they've had/might have in the City.

CARNIVALE

Jan. 9th, 2010 12:15 pm
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
So three of us assheads (K, Laih and myself) were talking about the Cop/Avengers PR event.

Somehow it magically turned into a street fair. WOULDN'T THAT BE AWESOME? So that way the Cops and Avengers look good raising money for some charity or other (my suggestion was the Not Super Powered Children That Lost Limbs Due To All Of Our Inabilities To Control Shit Charity), and other characters not of the cop and Avengers persuasion can have fun as well. Nothing is settled or official yet, of course, but some events we were considering:
Dunking booth
Bake sale
Arm wrestling contest with appropriate strength classes
And
of course
Kissing booth:


y/n/kittens?
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
Inspired by the Countdown to Psych premiere advent calendar (my show is freaking awesome), and today's date that revealed what Lassiter listens to as he Wii Fits works out:


~I bring you~
THE WORK-OUT PLAYLIST MEME

How it works:
It's simple, really:
1) Post with your character(s) with a list of music they listen to ~to get their hearts a-pumping~
2) Let the rest of us see their secret music SHAME seriously, Lassiter, Kelly Clarkson?
3) Youtube links optional but encouraged
4) Eat a cookie

[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
Okay, I took advantage of LJ's lame little coupon thing and sent two RP journals 10 dollars off, but I don't have moneys to be selfish and spend the additional money to make them actual paid accounts. So if any one is feeling generous and has moneys on this terrible holiday, I am opening up for commissions again.

Each account needs 9.95, you will have to send that amount to the journals as a gift certificate. Shit I just realised that they force you to get gift certificates in predetermined amounts and it goes from either a 5$ option to 15$ so you'll have to do two 5$ ones and I'll have .05$ more than I need I'M SORRY CAN YOU FORGIVE ME??

What can 9.95 get you? I dunno, I can do lots of things, LOOK UNDER THIS CUT )

Okay, I think that's it. The LJs that need 'em are [livejournal.com profile] liarboo and me other Lassi journal [livejournal.com profile] lassifrass fuck you guys like 1/4 of you are at TSW I won't feel guilty for pandering here. If you wanna do this, comment, PM me, AIM me at liarboo, whatever pleases you. THANK YOU.

also i think lassiter will be coming back earlier than i said he would because goddammit it's like i'm missing my left foot and i like that foot it doesn't have an ingrown toenail i'm thinking sunday
[identity profile] lassiface.livejournal.com
Here are some comics/images. Again, mostly selfish, but....mostly inspired by other people's babblings.

These drawrings involve Lassiter, Domino, Rorschach, Catwoman, Weasel, Squirrel Girl and Kitty Pryde )

I think I need a tag on GDS so when I ask for prompts I can go back to the entry and revisit them WHAT SHOULD MY TAG BE. I solved my own tag issues, fuck you guys.