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QUESTION AND ANSWER MEME

THIS IS A NEW MEME, SO PAY ATTENTION.

1. Respond with your character, having them ask a question. (E.g., 'What are you afraid of?' 'What is your favorite color?' 'What do you like about the City?' 'Who are your parents?')
2. Other characters can comment under your thread, responding to that question.
3. For every person who responds to your question, you must find their question and have your character answer it no matter the question (unless it's about sex and you/your character is underaged!)
4. Characters must be entirely truthful.

HAVE FUN.

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I'm sorry, but I only date planes.

And I'm sure there are plenty of them around to suit your tastes. The local scrapyard should have some in your league. If you'll wait a moment I can even look up and provide you with the owner's phone number.

Ahaha, no. I'm certainly at least Smithsonian quality.

If only because you are likely as old as Jetfire.

Yes; but I aged very gracefully.

[Smug smirk.]

You have about as much grace to you as a herd of elephants in a room filled with thumbtacks.

[and there, you got him]

ARE YOU FRAGGING BLIND? I'M AN F-22 RAPTOR! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AN AIRSHOW? DO YOU KNOW HOW JET PLANES ARE IN THE AIR?! I CAN DO SNAP-ROLLS IN MY SLEEP!

[/rant rant RANT about aerobatic manouvers and lift, thrust, pitch, roll, vertical takeoff and landing, stalls, etc, etc]

[Just. SO SMUG.]

Temper, temper.

*WOULD SHOOT YOU IF HE DIDN'T REMEMBER HOW POORLY THAT WENT LAST TIME*

There, there. Here (http://www.bombpop.com/images/products/sm/427961.jpg), something to take your mind off your troubles.

[brb laughing his aft off]

I'm more graceful than you, you ungrateful collection of photons!

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